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~Thiccalyptus~
@thiccalyptus.bsky.social
Anime has glazed the orphan community too hard
October 20, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Does anyone else feel like a bad little boy when they don’t use their blinker? Like they need to be punished sometimes
October 20, 2024 at 2:12 PM
A girl who can give a good handjob is worth 1000 bitches or whatever the fuck Kanye said
October 20, 2024 at 2:12 PM
How many video essays must a man watch before he’s allowed entry into the gates of heaven
October 20, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Irish goodbying my future wife at the alter
October 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Imagine if my gf had a pouch to carry me around like a kangaroo. I bet that’d feel so freaking good 🤤
October 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Eating dinner by yourself really shows you how alone you are in this world (I have many friends who care about me and a loving gf)
October 20, 2024 at 2:09 PM
You listen to shoegaze? I’m more of a bootlesbian enjoyer myself
October 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I can’t tell if the northernlion account is him or not and I’m losing my mind
October 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Guys idk, I kinda just miss the porn bots. We were too harsh to them.
October 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Put shorty on the spice rack the way I got her cumin
October 19, 2024 at 5:25 PM