A Truck to drive right after a beer
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And maybe a bump shaped like a deer

A long sword made out of amethyst. Seems like a good idea, Am I rite?

The Totem of Exploding. Like a totem of undying, but more explosive

With the achievement "The gun that kills people" when you pick it up

The "Gun that kills people". A gun that kills people

The "Gauntlet Of Awkward Time". Aka The G.O.A.T., is a gauntlet that can control time around the user, without affecting the wearer

The Claws of the Alpha. A pair of Sais (TMNT's Raphael's weapons) that turn you into an werewolf with crazy speed, strengh and resilience

The Ram suit. Not a weapon, but an armor set that allows you to Ram people like the GOAT that you are

The Miku Bean. A bean with Hatsune Miku's hair that shoots Miku Beams at people

The Ham-mer. Just put a handle on a pig and whack your enemies away

The "Halberd Of No Kindness", aka the H.O.N.K., Every time you hit an entity it makes a goose sound and then a goode finishes the job with no kindness, only hatred