Xev Of B3K
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Xev Of B3K
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· Nov 26
Don't you have any curiosity? Any sense of adventure? Carnivores like to explore - it's part of our nature!
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...And then I was taken to the marriage unit. It was to be my big day. But my husband, he called me a cow. So I punched him out. I don't know what came over me, all my Wife Bank training left me, I just did it.
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
...And then I was taken to the marriage unit. It was to be my big day. But my husband, he called me a cow. So I punched him out. I don't know what came over me, all my Wife Bank training left me, I just did it.
ZEV: It wasn't your fault, Kai... you're not His Shadow's assassin anymore.
KAI: Stan might disagree.
ZEV: But you also saved his life many times. Mine too.
KAI: I've ended countless more lives than I've saved.
ZEV: No, that wasn't you. That was His Shadow controlling you.
KAI: Stan might disagree.
ZEV: But you also saved his life many times. Mine too.
KAI: I've ended countless more lives than I've saved.
ZEV: No, that wasn't you. That was His Shadow controlling you.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ZEV: It wasn't your fault, Kai... you're not His Shadow's assassin anymore.
KAI: Stan might disagree.
ZEV: But you also saved his life many times. Mine too.
KAI: I've ended countless more lives than I've saved.
ZEV: No, that wasn't you. That was His Shadow controlling you.
KAI: Stan might disagree.
ZEV: But you also saved his life many times. Mine too.
KAI: I've ended countless more lives than I've saved.
ZEV: No, that wasn't you. That was His Shadow controlling you.
Stan is nice enough in his own way, but he does nothing for me... Kai on the other hand, that's a different story. But Kai's dead. You know, it's not easy being programmed to love and never finding it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Stan is nice enough in his own way, but he does nothing for me... Kai on the other hand, that's a different story. But Kai's dead. You know, it's not easy being programmed to love and never finding it.
Stan, take Kanana. He can't follow both of us. GO!
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Stan, take Kanana. He can't follow both of us. GO!
CG: Congratulations, Xev! You have qualified for prime time exposure!
XEV: I want more! Turn them back on!
XEV: I want more! Turn them back on!
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
CG: Congratulations, Xev! You have qualified for prime time exposure!
XEV: I want more! Turn them back on!
XEV: I want more! Turn them back on!
*trying to fix broken 790*
XEV: Please 790, operate the machine. I want you back.
790: You... want... me back? That's... nice.
XEV: 790, operate the machine!!
790: Ooooo kay!
XEV: That's it, 790! You can do it!
XEV: Please 790, operate the machine. I want you back.
790: You... want... me back? That's... nice.
XEV: 790, operate the machine!!
790: Ooooo kay!
XEV: That's it, 790! You can do it!
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*trying to fix broken 790*
XEV: Please 790, operate the machine. I want you back.
790: You... want... me back? That's... nice.
XEV: 790, operate the machine!!
790: Ooooo kay!
XEV: That's it, 790! You can do it!
XEV: Please 790, operate the machine. I want you back.
790: You... want... me back? That's... nice.
XEV: 790, operate the machine!!
790: Ooooo kay!
XEV: That's it, 790! You can do it!
Who are we to judge a whole world? Destroying a planet with people on it is not exactly the same as blowing up an asteroid or a moon, don't you agree? I think May's the evil one, telling you to do that.
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who are we to judge a whole world? Destroying a planet with people on it is not exactly the same as blowing up an asteroid or a moon, don't you agree? I think May's the evil one, telling you to do that.
KAZAN: Stan is weak and pathetic. Kai is an undead freak of science, and the robot is a cartoon.
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
KAZAN: Stan is weak and pathetic. Kai is an undead freak of science, and the robot is a cartoon.
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
Don't, Stan - die with some dignity.
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don't, Stan - die with some dignity.
You were brought back for a reason. Come with us, Kai. Come with me.
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
You were brought back for a reason. Come with us, Kai. Come with me.
VLAD: You've blocked your own Queen from getting out, whereas our Queen is well positioned to inflict damage.
PRIEST: And we all know, Queens are the most dangerous pieces on the board.
XEV: Kai, let me out, I want to do some damage to them!
PRIEST: And we all know, Queens are the most dangerous pieces on the board.
XEV: Kai, let me out, I want to do some damage to them!
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
VLAD: You've blocked your own Queen from getting out, whereas our Queen is well positioned to inflict damage.
PRIEST: And we all know, Queens are the most dangerous pieces on the board.
XEV: Kai, let me out, I want to do some damage to them!
PRIEST: And we all know, Queens are the most dangerous pieces on the board.
XEV: Kai, let me out, I want to do some damage to them!
*Lexx fires at psycho Kai*
XEV: I guess he's gone!
STAN: Yeah, phew!
XEV: ...Kai is gone...
STAN: Yeah... Xev, we had no choice.
XEV: I know, Stan. Poor Kai...
XEV: I guess he's gone!
STAN: Yeah, phew!
XEV: ...Kai is gone...
STAN: Yeah... Xev, we had no choice.
XEV: I know, Stan. Poor Kai...
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*Lexx fires at psycho Kai*
XEV: I guess he's gone!
STAN: Yeah, phew!
XEV: ...Kai is gone...
STAN: Yeah... Xev, we had no choice.
XEV: I know, Stan. Poor Kai...
XEV: I guess he's gone!
STAN: Yeah, phew!
XEV: ...Kai is gone...
STAN: Yeah... Xev, we had no choice.
XEV: I know, Stan. Poor Kai...
STAN: May shot Prince with an arrow. She was his enemy. I saw her do it!
XEV: I think we just saw what they wanted us to see.
XEV: I think we just saw what they wanted us to see.
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
STAN: May shot Prince with an arrow. She was his enemy. I saw her do it!
XEV: I think we just saw what they wanted us to see.
XEV: I think we just saw what they wanted us to see.
The three stages of Stanley H. Tweedle: When you're not scared, you're hungry. When you're not hungry, you can only think about sex. When you're not thinking about sex, you're scared.
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The three stages of Stanley H. Tweedle: When you're not scared, you're hungry. When you're not hungry, you can only think about sex. When you're not thinking about sex, you're scared.
KAZAN: Stan is weak and pathetic. Kai is an undead freak of science, and the robot is a cartoon.
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
KAZAN: Stan is weak and pathetic. Kai is an undead freak of science, and the robot is a cartoon.
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
ZEV: Who do you think you are?
XEV: I vote we land - people have clearly been here. Stan, what have you got to lose?
STAN: My LIFE...
790: I change my vote! I say we land!
XEV: Two against one, Stan!
STAN: My LIFE...
790: I change my vote! I say we land!
XEV: Two against one, Stan!
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
XEV: I vote we land - people have clearly been here. Stan, what have you got to lose?
STAN: My LIFE...
790: I change my vote! I say we land!
XEV: Two against one, Stan!
STAN: My LIFE...
790: I change my vote! I say we land!
XEV: Two against one, Stan!
KAZAN: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
KAZAN: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
KAZAN: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
KAZAN: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
ZEV: I dunno, maybe on a nice planet I can call home. With someone special.
XEV: I'm going in there. I'll go in and help Stan, while you two figure out a way to get us out.
KAI: I suspect that would be a foolish choice, as we do not know the extraction procedure.
XEV: We can't let him die! Please 790, find a way to get us out, now!
KAI: I suspect that would be a foolish choice, as we do not know the extraction procedure.
XEV: We can't let him die! Please 790, find a way to get us out, now!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
XEV: I'm going in there. I'll go in and help Stan, while you two figure out a way to get us out.
KAI: I suspect that would be a foolish choice, as we do not know the extraction procedure.
XEV: We can't let him die! Please 790, find a way to get us out, now!
KAI: I suspect that would be a foolish choice, as we do not know the extraction procedure.
XEV: We can't let him die! Please 790, find a way to get us out, now!
XEV: I don't like courtrooms.
KAI: Presumably, the scales of justice have shifted since you were tried by The Divine Order for failing to perform your wifely duties.
XEV: Yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
KAI: Presumably, the scales of justice have shifted since you were tried by The Divine Order for failing to perform your wifely duties.
XEV: Yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
XEV: I don't like courtrooms.
KAI: Presumably, the scales of justice have shifted since you were tried by The Divine Order for failing to perform your wifely duties.
XEV: Yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
KAI: Presumably, the scales of justice have shifted since you were tried by The Divine Order for failing to perform your wifely duties.
XEV: Yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
Stanley, Norb's a boy who was drifting in space for who knows how long. What do you expect? I don't think you know what it's like to be alone, really alone like that. I do.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stanley, Norb's a boy who was drifting in space for who knows how long. What do you expect? I don't think you know what it's like to be alone, really alone like that. I do.
Our time is short, our chances grim
But I will not give in to fear
I can face death with an open heart
If I know that you are near
But I will not give in to fear
I can face death with an open heart
If I know that you are near
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Our time is short, our chances grim
But I will not give in to fear
I can face death with an open heart
If I know that you are near
But I will not give in to fear
I can face death with an open heart
If I know that you are near
STAN: This is the best idea I've had in a long time. What's the problem? You're the one that always wants new experiences.
XEV: Well, real experiences mostly, but this one comes from inside you - and you've been having bad dreams lately.
XEV: Well, real experiences mostly, but this one comes from inside you - and you've been having bad dreams lately.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
STAN: This is the best idea I've had in a long time. What's the problem? You're the one that always wants new experiences.
XEV: Well, real experiences mostly, but this one comes from inside you - and you've been having bad dreams lately.
XEV: Well, real experiences mostly, but this one comes from inside you - and you've been having bad dreams lately.
KAI: We can drift until we are eventually drawn into the orbit of a celestial object.
STAN: So how long's it gonna take us to reach one?
790: Somewhere between 900-16,000 years.
XEV: So, what do we eat in the meantime?
STAN: So how long's it gonna take us to reach one?
790: Somewhere between 900-16,000 years.
XEV: So, what do we eat in the meantime?
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
KAI: We can drift until we are eventually drawn into the orbit of a celestial object.
STAN: So how long's it gonna take us to reach one?
790: Somewhere between 900-16,000 years.
XEV: So, what do we eat in the meantime?
STAN: So how long's it gonna take us to reach one?
790: Somewhere between 900-16,000 years.
XEV: So, what do we eat in the meantime?
CG: Too bad, Xev, 'Super Stretch and Bounce' has been cancelled.
XEV: That's because I don't want to do 'Super Stretch and Bounce.' I want to finish my show, The Xev Show.
XEV: That's because I don't want to do 'Super Stretch and Bounce.' I want to finish my show, The Xev Show.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
CG: Too bad, Xev, 'Super Stretch and Bounce' has been cancelled.
XEV: That's because I don't want to do 'Super Stretch and Bounce.' I want to finish my show, The Xev Show.
XEV: That's because I don't want to do 'Super Stretch and Bounce.' I want to finish my show, The Xev Show.