I'm an Immortal Sovereign moonlighting as a Screenwriter. You can't prove I'm not. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
Also, I'm probably homeless in a couple months. So, like, if you ever thought something I said on socials was funny, please help.
gofund.me/7bf619df
Also, I'm probably homeless in a couple months. So, like, if you ever thought something I said on socials was funny, please help.
gofund.me/7bf619df
Get a fucking Last Will and Testament before you die. Do it now. If you don't, you are just gonna fuck your family because you hated paperwork.
Get a fucking Last Will and Testament before you die. Do it now. If you don't, you are just gonna fuck your family because you hated paperwork.
gofund.me/7bf619df
gofund.me/7bf619df
gofund.me/7bf619df
gofund.me/7bf619df
gofund.me/7bf619df
Keep the Scriptnotes subscription money, kids. Buy a latte.
Keep the Scriptnotes subscription money, kids. Buy a latte.
Just a hunch.
Just a hunch.
They don't give a fuck about your scripts. Just your money.
They don't give a fuck about your scripts. Just your money.
They're just gonna keep being dumb yet in charge of the Nuclear Football.
We're so incredibly and hilariously fucked.
*funny insofar as it keeps me from jumping in front of a bus
They're just gonna keep being dumb yet in charge of the Nuclear Football.
We're so incredibly and hilariously fucked.
*funny insofar as it keeps me from jumping in front of a bus
While they not only do it, but don't give a fuck about anyone that's mad about it.
I mean, there's one way we could do something...
...it's an old French recipe.
While they not only do it, but don't give a fuck about anyone that's mad about it.
I mean, there's one way we could do something...
...it's an old French recipe.
Ya Boy gonna be like Hawkeye all week...
Ya Boy gonna be like Hawkeye all week...
Bro if this isn't the biggest indictment we're boned so hard I don't know what to tell ya.
Bro if this isn't the biggest indictment we're boned so hard I don't know what to tell ya.
But hey, at least we have a functional block feature.
But hey, at least we have a functional block feature.
Yes. Fuck Musk. Fuck Trump. But also...I dunno, maybe look for someone to hold during the minute it'll take when it all burns down
Yes. Fuck Musk. Fuck Trump. But also...I dunno, maybe look for someone to hold during the minute it'll take when it all burns down
Who the fuck are these people on YouTube telling me how to write movies? Why do they suck at it?
This "I know the ONE CORRECT WAY" attitude these guys (its mostly guys) have is the fuckery apex
There's no money in writing anymore, just telling people how they should 1/5
Who the fuck are these people on YouTube telling me how to write movies? Why do they suck at it?
This "I know the ONE CORRECT WAY" attitude these guys (its mostly guys) have is the fuckery apex
There's no money in writing anymore, just telling people how they should 1/5
Isn't virtue signaling fun, you pompous twats.
It must be hard being that holy.
Shut the fuck up.
Isn't virtue signaling fun, you pompous twats.
It must be hard being that holy.
Shut the fuck up.
People, this shit is on fire and the dog is thanking the Hollywood Foreign Press for rigging the award for them
People, this shit is on fire and the dog is thanking the Hollywood Foreign Press for rigging the award for them
People
Places
Things
If it's a Noun, fuck it. Humans have gone through the extraordinary effort to create shit that manipulates and abuses itself and calls it "innovation"
Nah, sometimes shit is fucking stupid and should be labeled as such
People
Places
Things
If it's a Noun, fuck it. Humans have gone through the extraordinary effort to create shit that manipulates and abuses itself and calls it "innovation"
Nah, sometimes shit is fucking stupid and should be labeled as such
His Majesty Lil Jon would like a word
His Majesty Lil Jon would like a word
That fucking guy wants YOU to pay HIM LITERAL THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS cuz he "knows the right hands" to put your scripts into
This fucking guy knows no one. Knows nothing. Show me a script he put into someone's hand and I'll show you a script that doesn't exist
That fucking guy wants YOU to pay HIM LITERAL THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS cuz he "knows the right hands" to put your scripts into
This fucking guy knows no one. Knows nothing. Show me a script he put into someone's hand and I'll show you a script that doesn't exist
2025 can suck a cock too. Just on principle.
How about the world show ME something instead of me doing the heavy lifting.
I'll be over here eating a donut.
2025 can suck a cock too. Just on principle.
How about the world show ME something instead of me doing the heavy lifting.
I'll be over here eating a donut.