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Zeus, more or less
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Seriously, another social platform? Why do I need constant validation from strangers?

I'm an Immortal Sovereign moonlighting as a Screenwriter. You can't prove I'm not. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
Linking this again because probate is fucking dumb. It's just fucking stupid. $4,215 just for "standard services" and cremation into a box WE provided

Also, I'm probably homeless in a couple months. So, like, if you ever thought something I said on socials was funny, please help.
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Donate to Support Bart's Farewell Journey, organized by Todd Krekovich
As I come here with a heavy heart, our dear friend Bart left us peacefully last night, … Todd Krekovich needs your support for Support Bart's Farewell Journey
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July 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hey, listen. I know all ya'll's feeds are full of Texas flooding, the Government being fascist and genocidal, but if I could just jump in and say:

Get a fucking Last Will and Testament before you die. Do it now. If you don't, you are just gonna fuck your family because you hated paperwork.
July 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Please, if you're able, help my friend see his father to rest.
This feels weird and I dunno that I like doing this publicly, but maybe that's just my hangup. My father died and we need help to even do the most modest of afterlife care. It's legit $4,215 just for a cremation in Council Bluffs. Its...insane. If you can't donate, please share.

gofund.me/7bf619df
Donate to Support Bart's Farewell Journey, organized by Todd Krekovich
As I come here with a heavy heart, our dear friend Bart left us peacefully last night, … Todd Krekovich needs your support for Support Bart's Farewell Journey
gofund.me
July 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Zeus, more or less
This feels weird and I dunno that I like doing this publicly, but maybe that's just my hangup. My father died and we need help to even do the most modest of afterlife care. It's legit $4,215 just for a cremation in Council Bluffs. Its...insane. If you can't donate, please share.

gofund.me/7bf619df
Donate to Support Bart's Farewell Journey, organized by Todd Krekovich
As I come here with a heavy heart, our dear friend Bart left us peacefully last night, … Todd Krekovich needs your support for Support Bart's Farewell Journey
gofund.me
July 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This feels weird and I dunno that I like doing this publicly, but maybe that's just my hangup. My father died and we need help to even do the most modest of afterlife care. It's legit $4,215 just for a cremation in Council Bluffs. Its...insane. If you can't donate, please share.

gofund.me/7bf619df
Donate to Support Bart's Farewell Journey, organized by Todd Krekovich
As I come here with a heavy heart, our dear friend Bart left us peacefully last night, … Todd Krekovich needs your support for Support Bart's Farewell Journey
gofund.me
July 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My dad died
June 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Once again another "Established Vetetan" being an absolute fucking chud in the face of creative expression because $$$$.

Keep the Scriptnotes subscription money, kids. Buy a latte.
April 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Henchfolk, I think everything sucks.

Just a hunch.
April 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Wake up. See another writing scandal that specifically and intentionally (allegedly) excludes undeserved writers in a continually more expensive Pay For Play model.

They don't give a fuck about your scripts. Just your money.
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The funny* part is that these idiots are in power and we can't stop them.

They're just gonna keep being dumb yet in charge of the Nuclear Football.

We're so incredibly and hilariously fucked.

*funny insofar as it keeps me from jumping in front of a bus
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The super fun part is we're all gonna sit here bitching "They can't do this!"

While they not only do it, but don't give a fuck about anyone that's mad about it.

I mean, there's one way we could do something...

...it's an old French recipe.
March 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Henchfolk, I picked a real shitty timeline to go on a date with a woman who is, likely, MILES out of my league.

Ya Boy gonna be like Hawkeye all week...
a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "
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March 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hahaha turns out John August is an AI hypocrite. Coooooooool. Never have heroes, henchfolk. They'll burn you every time.
March 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Oscars were literally last night and the ONLY story about it on this app is that Anora was the only flick to send physical screeners.

Bro if this isn't the biggest indictment we're boned so hard I don't know what to tell ya.
March 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So remember when we all moved to this place because the old place was nothing but bad news, bad people, and bad actors?

But hey, at least we have a functional block feature.
March 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh, shit. I forgot no one cares about #Scriptwriting or #Movies or #TV anymore. We're all just bitching about the US going through its Fall of Rome Era.

Yes. Fuck Musk. Fuck Trump. But also...I dunno, maybe look for someone to hold during the minute it'll take when it all burns down
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Heya Henchfolk. Been a sec

Who the fuck are these people on YouTube telling me how to write movies? Why do they suck at it?

This "I know the ONE CORRECT WAY" attitude these guys (its mostly guys) have is the fuckery apex

There's no money in writing anymore, just telling people how they should 1/5
February 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh did you never use TikTok? Aren't you special.

Isn't virtue signaling fun, you pompous twats.

It must be hard being that holy.

Shut the fuck up.
January 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Its so interesting? Um...sadistic? Yeah that one, watching all this Golden Globes talk as if the awards themselves are any LESS fucked than the industry they pretend to participate in.

People, this shit is on fire and the dog is thanking the Hollywood Foreign Press for rigging the award for them
January 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Like. Fuck most things. In general. In practice. Fuck em.

People
Places
Things

If it's a Noun, fuck it. Humans have gone through the extraordinary effort to create shit that manipulates and abuses itself and calls it "innovation"

Nah, sometimes shit is fucking stupid and should be labeled as such
January 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
January 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Super funny seeing one of your writing idols think Skeet...came from Tweet.

His Majesty Lil Jon would like a word
January 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bruh....Brooks Elms is STILL grifting?

That fucking guy wants YOU to pay HIM LITERAL THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS cuz he "knows the right hands" to put your scripts into

This fucking guy knows no one. Knows nothing. Show me a script he put into someone's hand and I'll show you a script that doesn't exist
January 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Honestly. Fuck this year. Career plans evaporated. Mom nearly died, twice. Shit just sucked.

2025 can suck a cock too. Just on principle.

How about the world show ME something instead of me doing the heavy lifting.

I'll be over here eating a donut.
January 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM