@thezer0hero.bsky.social
Plotting, scheming, etc.
Once punched a dolphin in the face
32, dating my roommate(whoops), Free Luigi, vegetarian rugby enthusiast
Once punched a dolphin in the face
32, dating my roommate(whoops), Free Luigi, vegetarian rugby enthusiast
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Deploying the military on U.S. soil as law enforcement against Americans was on page 555 of Project 2025.
So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did.
This isn’t a response.
This was always their plan.
So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did.
This isn’t a response.
This was always their plan.
June 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Deploying the military on U.S. soil as law enforcement against Americans was on page 555 of Project 2025.
So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did.
This isn’t a response.
This was always their plan.
So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did.
This isn’t a response.
This was always their plan.
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Greta has been kidnapped
Not arrested
Kidnapped
💔
Not arrested
Kidnapped
💔
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Greta has been kidnapped
Not arrested
Kidnapped
💔
Not arrested
Kidnapped
💔
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My dad, who has lived under a dictatorship, knows one when he sees one. His first text this morning is that we are now officially in a dictatorship. It is all pretty grim.
June 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My dad, who has lived under a dictatorship, knows one when he sees one. His first text this morning is that we are now officially in a dictatorship. It is all pretty grim.
The arrest of our Milwaukee judge for doing her job is a declaration of war against the constitution and anyone who believes in it
April 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The arrest of our Milwaukee judge for doing her job is a declaration of war against the constitution and anyone who believes in it
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
Welp had my first Blue Prince themed dream last night which involved me plugging rooms into the outer courtyard in an attempt to summon the people that might work in that room to tell me what the fuck to do next. You got me Tonda Ros
April 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Welp had my first Blue Prince themed dream last night which involved me plugging rooms into the outer courtyard in an attempt to summon the people that might work in that room to tell me what the fuck to do next. You got me Tonda Ros
Dung beetles on that grind 24/7
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dung beetles on that grind 24/7
I had booberry pancakes for breakfast and one of my teeth fell out
April 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I had booberry pancakes for breakfast and one of my teeth fell out
I just saw an ad for some drug and one of the symptoms to watch out for was 'trouble thinking' which I don't think I've ever seen before. Yes clear my eczema and make me stupid, I can get behind that
April 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just saw an ad for some drug and one of the symptoms to watch out for was 'trouble thinking' which I don't think I've ever seen before. Yes clear my eczema and make me stupid, I can get behind that
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
My grandfather voted Trump despite our entire family pleading with him not to. Last night he died of heart failure, thus avoiding the fall out of his decision. There's a lesson in there somewhere
April 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My grandfather voted Trump despite our entire family pleading with him not to. Last night he died of heart failure, thus avoiding the fall out of his decision. There's a lesson in there somewhere
Fuck em up Cory Booker! What a champion
April 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fuck em up Cory Booker! What a champion
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Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.
Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.
I have been saying for about the last 8 years that I didn't think the USA would make it intact to 2050. I think I over shot by a few decades
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I have been saying for about the last 8 years that I didn't think the USA would make it intact to 2050. I think I over shot by a few decades
Standing halfway across the river up to my knees in icy water that smells like a musty sweater, I wonder if it's really worth it. But I am only a few yards away from rescuing that half submerged shopping cart and returning it to it's natural habitat at the Aldi's parking lot like Darwin wanted
March 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Standing halfway across the river up to my knees in icy water that smells like a musty sweater, I wonder if it's really worth it. But I am only a few yards away from rescuing that half submerged shopping cart and returning it to it's natural habitat at the Aldi's parking lot like Darwin wanted
It's annoying but according to every Bible I've ever looked at the only thing they really keep track of in the afterlife leaderboard is number of high heels broken while rock climbing and everyone's pretty much got the same score so it's a little disappointing. Of course then there's J Edgar Hoover
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It's annoying but according to every Bible I've ever looked at the only thing they really keep track of in the afterlife leaderboard is number of high heels broken while rock climbing and everyone's pretty much got the same score so it's a little disappointing. Of course then there's J Edgar Hoover
There are only so many 5 letter words in the English dictionary meaning one of these days Penis is going to be the answer to #wordle and my guessing that first for the last 3 years will be rewarded
March 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There are only so many 5 letter words in the English dictionary meaning one of these days Penis is going to be the answer to #wordle and my guessing that first for the last 3 years will be rewarded
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"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
With #MarchMadness nearly upon us it's time we finally had a conversation about the color of the ball. The orange is ok, the old leather pumpkin, but what about purple? No other game has a purple ball. You're telling me you wouldn't want to see those guys and gals chucking up a giant grape?
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
With #MarchMadness nearly upon us it's time we finally had a conversation about the color of the ball. The orange is ok, the old leather pumpkin, but what about purple? No other game has a purple ball. You're telling me you wouldn't want to see those guys and gals chucking up a giant grape?
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If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation:
March 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation:
Breaking news out of 19th century France. Nobody falls for propaganda like Gaston
March 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Breaking news out of 19th century France. Nobody falls for propaganda like Gaston