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Chicken Fried Mistake
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Chicken Fried Mistake
My wife watched her father slowly suffocate while intubated… via FaceTime. It was crushing. Anti-vaxxers and their ilk will never be welcome in my life. Never.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My wife watched her father slowly suffocate while intubated… via FaceTime. It was crushing. Anti-vaxxers and their ilk will never be welcome in my life. Never.
The circular firing squad is inevitable. When a political movement is built on greed and grievance, the in-fighting is a feature, not a bug.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The circular firing squad is inevitable. When a political movement is built on greed and grievance, the in-fighting is a feature, not a bug.
Dude was in a pickle but the prosecution’s argument didn’t cut the mustard.
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Dude was in a pickle but the prosecution’s argument didn’t cut the mustard.
Flamingo pink.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Flamingo pink.
Reminds me of PBS “Mystery!” opening credits.
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reminds me of PBS “Mystery!” opening credits.
The public would be shocked to learn how much of this forever chemical is already in our bodies. Alarming.
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The public would be shocked to learn how much of this forever chemical is already in our bodies. Alarming.
So I said to Ben, you need to bring back the Bill Crosby chili dog it really was awful what they did, cancelling him like that, and Ben said you know what you’re right we’re gonna bring back the Bill Crosby!
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So I said to Ben, you need to bring back the Bill Crosby chili dog it really was awful what they did, cancelling him like that, and Ben said you know what you’re right we’re gonna bring back the Bill Crosby!
I even had Ben from Ben’s Chili Bowl thanking me saying sir you saved us.
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I even had Ben from Ben’s Chili Bowl thanking me saying sir you saved us.
Adrenochrome smoothies
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Adrenochrome smoothies
Zeus disagrees.
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Zeus disagrees.
Triggered into histrionics by a beard. And that’s why you will live under the boot of clean shaven fascists for the rest of your days. Enjoy!
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Triggered into histrionics by a beard. And that’s why you will live under the boot of clean shaven fascists for the rest of your days. Enjoy!
and I’ll be more likely to pay taxes if it weren’t required.
September 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
and I’ll be more likely to pay taxes if it weren’t required.
Drift? It’s a rip tide.
August 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Drift? It’s a rip tide.
Dunning-Kruger effect is real.
August 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dunning-Kruger effect is real.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… it’s TV’s Former Man of Steel Dan Cain!
August 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… it’s TV’s Former Man of Steel Dan Cain!
“Save me, TV’s Former Man of Steel! Save me!”
August 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Save me, TV’s Former Man of Steel! Save me!”
Can’t spell Furniture without F u.
August 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can’t spell Furniture without F u.
Maybe….. they are. 🤯
August 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Maybe….. they are. 🤯
Not for nothing, “Crystal Plate & Server” is a great band name.
August 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Not for nothing, “Crystal Plate & Server” is a great band name.
I don’t know what to Wehrmacht of this.
August 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I don’t know what to Wehrmacht of this.