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DrZaius
@thezaius.bsky.social
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Everything you need to know about me is in my profile... except for what isn't in my profile.

Switch code, code for Switch: SW-0946-8163-3701
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What a walking, talking piece of shit our president is.
Happy Monday.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This is criminal.
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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"Unsolicited"
From the article: "In a YouTube video uploaded this week in response to a viewer who asked whether old games could offer any 'lost wisdom' for today's game developers and designers, Cain responded with an emphatic 'Yes.'"
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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"That day, Zelda was amazed to discover that when Link was saying "Excuuuuse me, Princess", what he meant was, 'I love you.'"
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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One more!
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Here, have a steady supply of Grandia typos.
It's my final batch!

Grandia in Grandia HD Collection for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
thezaius.bsky.social
That stupid Grim Reaper won't be able to find me.
I disappeared!
Wait, I can disappear? What's happening?
It still found me!

Vampire Survivors for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Shamone!

Dragon Quest XI for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
thezaius.bsky.social
I'm sorry about your boat, sir. I'm sure everything will be... sorry, just a second.
WILL YOU FALL DOWN ALREADY!? YOUR STAGGERING IS VERY DISTRACTING!

Dragon Quest XI for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
thezaius.bsky.social
Oh, the slot machine wants me to stop. I guess I was spending too much money at the SLOT MACHINE.
So good to know the SLOT MACHINE has my best interests in mind!

Dragon Quest XI for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
thezaius.bsky.social
Even non-horror games can have jump scares...

Dragon Quest XI for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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The spirits on the shelf are haunted!

Dragon Quest XI for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
thezaius.bsky.social
Dead God, it's beautiful.
This is the greatest attack in RPG history.

Dragon Quest XI for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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What... it just... phased through the flipper!
C'mon!

The Pinball Arcade for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Wow... this demo does not like birds and confetti.

Fantasian for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
thezaius.bsky.social
Ohhhh, that was close!

F-Zero 99 on Nintendo Switch Online for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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It's been about a year now since I released my Minecraft maze map, Inner Office Space. Solve three mazes of varying sizes so you can... ask your boss for time off? I forget the plot.

Download here: www.minecraftmaps.com/50886-an-ama...
Also available on other reputable Minecraft map sites.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Send not to know for whom the bell tolls, Big Fuzz.
It tolls for thee!

Vampire Survivors for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Too... *cough* too much... gooooold!
🤒

Vampire Survivors for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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No idea what's going on but look at all those green numbers!

Vampire Survivors for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thezaius.bsky.social
So, uh, what does that say at the bottom there?

Fantasian for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Uuugh, this whole afterimage thing is so ugly and unnecessary.

Fantasian for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
thezaius.bsky.social
Wh... what...
What is happening?
What... WHAT IS THIS!?
What is that thing in the background!?

Fantasian for #NintendoSwitch
#Miiverse
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM