Elric of MelniBONER🔻
@theywulf.bsky.social
Stressed and highly unfavored
Reader, I parried him.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Reader, I parried him.
Forever proud of hitting Chuck Schumer with one of these when he tried to shake my hand
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Forever proud of hitting Chuck Schumer with one of these when he tried to shake my hand
And even then he’s like “oh word???” Clearly has never hit this button before. Lookin at his own hands and shit.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
And even then he’s like “oh word???” Clearly has never hit this button before. Lookin at his own hands and shit.
Live from Zohran Mamdani’s campaign headquarters
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Live from Zohran Mamdani’s campaign headquarters
Thought you could outwit a lumpen?!
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Thought you could outwit a lumpen?!
The Aragorn that never clocked in
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Aragorn that never clocked in
Did Batman just hit this cop with a one winged angel???
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Did Batman just hit this cop with a one winged angel???
Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu, respectively.
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu, respectively.
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
*reads a Cormac McCarthy book for 15 minutes*
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ESCARPMENT
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ESCARPMENT
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*reads a Cormac McCarthy book for 15 minutes*
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ESCARPMENT
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ESCARPMENT
The car of my childhood. To this day I think it goes hard as shit.
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The car of my childhood. To this day I think it goes hard as shit.
This scene goes threw my head every day
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This scene goes threw my head every day
Broke: Reptilian kobolds
Woke: draconic kobolds
Bespoke: puppy with sword
Woke: draconic kobolds
Bespoke: puppy with sword
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Broke: Reptilian kobolds
Woke: draconic kobolds
Bespoke: puppy with sword
Woke: draconic kobolds
Bespoke: puppy with sword
He’s hitting that shit
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He’s hitting that shit
You guys were getting the jobs you want before?
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You guys were getting the jobs you want before?
