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Elric of MelniBONER🔻
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Stressed and highly unfavored
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reader, I parried him.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Forever proud of hitting Chuck Schumer with one of these when he tried to shake my hand
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
And even then he’s like “oh word???” Clearly has never hit this button before. Lookin at his own hands and shit.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hold on
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Live from Zohran Mamdani’s campaign headquarters
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Thought you could outwit a lumpen?!
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The Aragorn that never clocked in
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Did Batman just hit this cop with a one winged angel???
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
October 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu, respectively.
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
RAAAAAAAAAH
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
*reads a Cormac McCarthy book for 15 minutes*

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ESCARPMENT
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The car of my childhood. To this day I think it goes hard as shit.
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This scene goes threw my head every day
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Broke: Reptilian kobolds

Woke: draconic kobolds

Bespoke: puppy with sword
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He’s hitting that shit
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You guys were getting the jobs you want before?
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyway
September 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM