I Just Told The Truth
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Litigation attorney and former world-ranked pro athlete in four different sports. Now I litigate against the powerful to make the world a better place.
I find gravitational lensing fascinating.
I find gravitational lensing fascinating.
Good. So will all of Trump’s!
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Good. So will all of Trump’s!
They should all quit.
They can’t pay the CEO $95M a year when they got no one sell their shitty coffee.
They can’t pay the CEO $95M a year when they got no one sell their shitty coffee.
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They should all quit.
They can’t pay the CEO $95M a year when they got no one sell their shitty coffee.
They can’t pay the CEO $95M a year when they got no one sell their shitty coffee.
In other news, Honduras to announce new Trump Hotel & Casino to be built.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
In other news, Honduras to announce new Trump Hotel & Casino to be built.
Cankles McTacoTits has truly lost his mind.
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cankles McTacoTits has truly lost his mind.
Why are the Dems fighting this? Let them sink their own ship.
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why are the Dems fighting this? Let them sink their own ship.
Hope this insufferable POS is the first one arrested on January 20, 2029.
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hope this insufferable POS is the first one arrested on January 20, 2029.
We’ll just allege these pardons were done with auto-pen and not give them any validity.
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We’ll just allege these pardons were done with auto-pen and not give them any validity.
Like conservatives like to say about poor blacks caught in the crim justice system, Well, he’s probably guilty of SOMETHING.
And that would be trashing HRC’s campaign right before the election and giving us 12 years of MAGA.
Don’t bend over for the soap Jimmy!
And that would be trashing HRC’s campaign right before the election and giving us 12 years of MAGA.
Don’t bend over for the soap Jimmy!
September 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Like conservatives like to say about poor blacks caught in the crim justice system, Well, he’s probably guilty of SOMETHING.
And that would be trashing HRC’s campaign right before the election and giving us 12 years of MAGA.
Don’t bend over for the soap Jimmy!
And that would be trashing HRC’s campaign right before the election and giving us 12 years of MAGA.
Don’t bend over for the soap Jimmy!
As soon as Coney’s attys Rule 5 the FULL Mueller report, and not that lame 75% redacted bulllshit they released, Bondi will find an even more lame excuse to drop the charges.
Who wants in on that action?
Who wants in on that action?
September 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
As soon as Coney’s attys Rule 5 the FULL Mueller report, and not that lame 75% redacted bulllshit they released, Bondi will find an even more lame excuse to drop the charges.
Who wants in on that action?
Who wants in on that action?
Hey!!
I never realized Queen ripped off that great song by Vanilla Ice.
What a scam….it’s IDENTICAL!!
I never realized Queen ripped off that great song by Vanilla Ice.
What a scam….it’s IDENTICAL!!
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey!!
I never realized Queen ripped off that great song by Vanilla Ice.
What a scam….it’s IDENTICAL!!
I never realized Queen ripped off that great song by Vanilla Ice.
What a scam….it’s IDENTICAL!!
Tom South Sudan. South Sudan, Tom.
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Tom South Sudan. South Sudan, Tom.
Still not un-canceling my subscriptions to Disney/ABC.
They are only sorry because they got their asses handed to them; they are not truly sorry.
Sorry.
They are only sorry because they got their asses handed to them; they are not truly sorry.
Sorry.
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Still not un-canceling my subscriptions to Disney/ABC.
They are only sorry because they got their asses handed to them; they are not truly sorry.
Sorry.
They are only sorry because they got their asses handed to them; they are not truly sorry.
Sorry.
<Tylenol attorneys drafting lawsuit naming JFK Jr and Cankles McTacoTits as defendants>
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September 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
<Tylenol attorneys drafting lawsuit naming JFK Jr and Cankles McTacoTits as defendants>
Well hello South Sudan!!
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Well hello South Sudan!!
His wickedness is rotting him from the inside out.
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
His wickedness is rotting him from the inside out.
Interesting. So you're telling me these farmers have been needing hand-outs to survive for over 40 years straight now?!?
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they prefer socialism.
I'm game with either.
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they prefer socialism.
I'm game with either.
September 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Interesting. So you're telling me these farmers have been needing hand-outs to survive for over 40 years straight now?!?
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they prefer socialism.
I'm game with either.
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they prefer socialism.
I'm game with either.
You're not going to miss much. Trump will talk about himself, his new $200 million ballroom, and how he did not really lose the 2020 election.
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You're not going to miss much. Trump will talk about himself, his new $200 million ballroom, and how he did not really lose the 2020 election.
I got a thousand bucks says Cankles McTacoTits doesn't say more than two brief sentences about Kirk, and then spends the rest of the time talking about how he really beat Biden, Russia, Russia, Russia, and a whole host of other non-Kirk-related grievances.
Who wants some of this action?
Who wants some of this action?
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I got a thousand bucks says Cankles McTacoTits doesn't say more than two brief sentences about Kirk, and then spends the rest of the time talking about how he really beat Biden, Russia, Russia, Russia, and a whole host of other non-Kirk-related grievances.
Who wants some of this action?
Who wants some of this action?
Interesting. So you're telling me these farmers have been needing hand-outs to survive for over 40 years now?!?
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they love socialism.
I'm game with either.
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they love socialism.
I'm game with either.
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Interesting. So you're telling me these farmers have been needing hand-outs to survive for over 40 years now?!?
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they love socialism.
I'm game with either.
Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they love socialism.
I'm game with either.