Funny Bones
@thewretchedfool.bsky.social
A tragedy to comedy
crunchy horror exterior
soft nougat center
crunchy horror exterior
soft nougat center
As much as I love love love love haunting and spookin off, I am thrilled for hibernation season around the corner. Find me under a pile of dead leaves and sticks beneath the snow and thaw me out in Spring please.
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
As much as I love love love love haunting and spookin off, I am thrilled for hibernation season around the corner. Find me under a pile of dead leaves and sticks beneath the snow and thaw me out in Spring please.
Hello Skylight/Bluesky! #tiktokrefugee
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hello Skylight/Bluesky! #tiktokrefugee
You know what? Hell no, brother.
March 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You know what? Hell no, brother.
Licking the boot while it kicks you in the face is next level of doubling down.
February 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Licking the boot while it kicks you in the face is next level of doubling down.
“Isn’t that illegal??” Yes, my friend. Everything they’re doing is illegal. And we can’t keep trying to go high while they have continue to go low.
“extremis malis extrema remedia”
“extremis malis extrema remedia”
February 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
“Isn’t that illegal??” Yes, my friend. Everything they’re doing is illegal. And we can’t keep trying to go high while they have continue to go low.
“extremis malis extrema remedia”
“extremis malis extrema remedia”
Anyone out there? I feel like I’m sitting at the DMV
January 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anyone out there? I feel like I’m sitting at the DMV
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Reposted by Funny Bones
I’m am… or was, a DE&I consultant, specializing in NeuroDivergent and Queer inclusion… but according to the new presidential orders that came down yesterday, DE&I is now “illegal” for organizations to teach.
I just lost my day job…
I just lost my day job…
January 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m am… or was, a DE&I consultant, specializing in NeuroDivergent and Queer inclusion… but according to the new presidential orders that came down yesterday, DE&I is now “illegal” for organizations to teach.
I just lost my day job…
I just lost my day job…
I want to open an abortion clinic and call it Don’t Kid Yourself.
January 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I want to open an abortion clinic and call it Don’t Kid Yourself.
Me: *getting honked at by a goose*
Me: Get off my ass or go around, jerk!
Me: Get off my ass or go around, jerk!
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me: *getting honked at by a goose*
Me: Get off my ass or go around, jerk!
Me: Get off my ass or go around, jerk!
When I die, I want to be ground up into a fine powder and put through a cotton candy machine.
January 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When I die, I want to be ground up into a fine powder and put through a cotton candy machine.
If you when you then yours is and for you’re gonna or not always but to 💯☝️🙏😏
January 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you when you then yours is and for you’re gonna or not always but to 💯☝️🙏😏
Jimmy Fallon has that face where it makes me want to just shout “Seize him! Throw him in the dungeon!”
January 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Jimmy Fallon has that face where it makes me want to just shout “Seize him! Throw him in the dungeon!”
Ketchup is just tomato pudding.
January 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ketchup is just tomato pudding.
Mondays are the coldsore of all the days of the week.
January 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mondays are the coldsore of all the days of the week.
I’m grateful for CornNuts allowing me to fulfill a fantasy of what it’s like to eat teeth without having to actually eat teeth.
January 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m grateful for CornNuts allowing me to fulfill a fantasy of what it’s like to eat teeth without having to actually eat teeth.
You know what? No. I don’t think I will unclench my jaw and relax my shoulders and breathe. Imma hold my breath all tense and pass out for my daily spite nap.
January 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You know what? No. I don’t think I will unclench my jaw and relax my shoulders and breathe. Imma hold my breath all tense and pass out for my daily spite nap.
What’s so funny?
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
What’s so funny?