2005: woa guys we fell into a portal and now were FREAKIN BABY 'S

2025: realistic depiction of a panic attack followed by cooing and petting and being told youre safe and loved and everything is going to be okay ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ OOHVHHGHH ITS MAKING ME CRYYYYY I LOVE ITTT

Thankfully, after a few moments talking with their rival, the investor realises the diapers are for them! They fit so snugly and can keep up with them messing away all their adulthood!

And their rival also has plenty of yummy booby milk and is happy to run their company for them while they nurse!

can't stop thinking about rivals where the skill gap is broad enough that all the snarling, murderous, envious rage from the scrappy underdog just sounds, to her, like milk-voiced tantrums from someone that needs to be her kid yesterday