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the witch king
@thewitchking.bsky.social
magician, researcher, journalist, and shamelessly doting uncle.
Hey friends! I kinda…forgot this app existed.

But you might be down to submit an article in my new magazine, “The Magic Mirror”!

Lots of blah blah but a print-only publication for magicians about magic — a walled forum as it were.

Meetings Saturday is optional!

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August 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There’s a conversation floating around claiming Aphrodite is all sweet and some daffy practitioner converted to Catholicism after they learned to check sources the hard way.

To help the youth understand, Aphrodite is Regina George.
January 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Funny enough, if you look at my parents and me, it’s obvious I’m their kid but yeah — my mom’s mom looks WAY more like me than either of my parents.

My mom and her grandmother are also vaguely clones — surprise surprise, my mom and her granddaughter are also clones.
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Somehow, every new picture I find of my grandmother shocks me.

My Moon is in the 1H conjunct her Sun. Puberty hit and I became her as a fella.
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Educating my niece on our family history today. She loved Scooby and wouldn’t you know?

They’ve got a whole movie all about the witches of Salem and their descendants.
November 29, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Being uncle Cooper means snuggles and Scooby Doo — now Polar Express
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
First of the two protection classes this winter starts with the key basics: wards, barriers, and sentries!

We’ll be focused on using chess strategies and tricks to build a complete self-defense ecosystem.
November 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Huh? Subtext?! Who’s that?
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 AM
You could just Google instead of embarrassing yourself by trying to make me seem stupid here.
November 20, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Alchemy of Souls. I'd been out of the kdrama sphere until this one slid its way into my algorithm and then I did nothing but binge for months.
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
AMAZING gift from my friend who’d just been off to Egypt. I honestly am blown away.

I’ve convinced myself it’s the old Egyptian faces inside the circle.
November 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
"To Protect" requires both offense and defense.

Many spiritual defense instructions from Fortune onward focus on the most inefficient way of dealing with harmful magic: directly dissolving it.

Wards, barriers, and sentries are three protections every practitioner should have up from Day 1!
November 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Some great content that deserves resurrection over here.

Classical texts are grand!
November 13, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Just casually manifesting spirits in smoke — skipped the Halloween party to do actual witchcraft.
October 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Hey BS buddies — been a minute if you haven’t been on the other text-based platform.

Wrote a book, officiated a wedding, still thirsting after sad musicians not interested in me, and currently haunting 7 people to create a new spirit! Casual stuff.
October 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
A magical breakfast with my favorite bunny rabbit from the Moon on Venus’s Day this week.

Clove and blueberry cheesecake, fresh sunflowers, and a coffee cup carrying memories from old friends — who says magic needs be scary?
September 8, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Now that I've finished the first round of drafting, I'm editing the courses for IMM and am super excited with the updated structure.

Some I'll ask people to "audit"/take again for free if they'd like -- new enough to be worth taking again but not enough to charge you for.
September 6, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Very pleased with my little romantic gesture to the lake — her waves flattened so many solid and mighty stones, yet here they stand, a fragile gift in reach of her waters but not her waves.

A love letter and metaphor both —
August 31, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Picked these guys up alongside the Mississippi River yesterday.

The shell will be the centerpiece of some ritual while the driftwood will become a wand — look at its cute/cursed face!
August 21, 2023 at 9:16 PM
I think you should learn tarot cards and their meaning by practicing readings, not memorizing descriptions or drawing a card at a time.

Here's a simple template that works for pretty much any question to help you start getting specific, detailed answers from the Tarot!
August 20, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Growth doesn’t always mean upward
August 1, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Just in case you wondered what 8lbs of fresh blueberries looked like.
July 31, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Eager to bring some extra spooky energy over here.

Who are the other occultists/magicians/practitioners I should be following?
July 24, 2023 at 3:31 PM