Josh is not your friend.

"If I lived 'til I was a hundred and two
I just don't think I'll ever get over you"

It all matters. And it will always be cool to care.

I could tell you all the things that are wrong with EPCOT. And there are many.

But I was made for sunny days and starry nights in World Showcase and I'll never, ever deny that.

Haven't fully settled on a spot yet, but I love these EPCOT bookmarks with stands for my ever-growing Reflections of Earth shrine by @designpavilion.bsky.social.

Just watched a WDW commercial on Instagram from the year I turned 14 and immediately started singing along to the song in my head. And for the millionth time in my life, I'm thankful I was not one of those teenagers who got "too cool" for Disney. Or cool at all.

More proof this park wants – needs – a red car trolley, here at BaseLine.

My family has spoken. Let's do this. #dingding

Are we not BEGGING for a trolley??

My favorite part of Luminous is when the fireworks barges come out and we get a Millennium Celebration concert complete with Oh Meyla Weylas while the bridge between Africa and China is up.

"This is my most special place in all the world, Ray. Once a place touches you like this, the wind never blows so cold again."

I bought a box of miniatures for $15 last year on Amazon

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Are you in my office right now, or...

I started manually deleting tweets because I know there are things I want to keep.

Here's some first ballot inductees into my Twitter Hall of Fame: these very real survey questions I've received from Disney Parks™.

And then...
A mystery story