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Hi, I'm John Barron and I am the Online Communications Manager for the White House Blog.
All comments and posts are my own and are not a commentary or an endorsement by the President.
thewhitehouse.blog [parody]
All comments and posts are my own and are not a commentary or an endorsement by the President.
thewhitehouse.blog [parody]
Everyone wanted proof of life - well, as you can see, Abrego Garcia (a bad hombre, really really bad) is doing great.
April 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Everyone wanted proof of life - well, as you can see, Abrego Garcia (a bad hombre, really really bad) is doing great.
Four of my favorite things! 😍
March 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Four of my favorite things! 😍
It has come to my attention that there are violent left-wing egg throwing contests happening across the country.
This will NOT stand!
When we catch those of you destroying the precious eggs by pretending to accidentally drop them on the ground, YOU will be prosecuted to the MAX OF THE LAW!
This will NOT stand!
When we catch those of you destroying the precious eggs by pretending to accidentally drop them on the ground, YOU will be prosecuted to the MAX OF THE LAW!
March 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It has come to my attention that there are violent left-wing egg throwing contests happening across the country.
This will NOT stand!
When we catch those of you destroying the precious eggs by pretending to accidentally drop them on the ground, YOU will be prosecuted to the MAX OF THE LAW!
This will NOT stand!
When we catch those of you destroying the precious eggs by pretending to accidentally drop them on the ground, YOU will be prosecuted to the MAX OF THE LAW!
We have big plans for the new American Canal. I had a couple of artists work up how it's going to look. It's going to be great!
Between this and the Gaza Riviera, America will now own the premier vacation spots in the world.
This is what winning looks like.
Between this and the Gaza Riviera, America will now own the premier vacation spots in the world.
This is what winning looks like.
March 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We have big plans for the new American Canal. I had a couple of artists work up how it's going to look. It's going to be great!
Between this and the Gaza Riviera, America will now own the premier vacation spots in the world.
This is what winning looks like.
Between this and the Gaza Riviera, America will now own the premier vacation spots in the world.
This is what winning looks like.
I am announcing the new and improved AMERICAN CANAL.
It should have been named this from the start, since everything going thru there is going to AMERICA!
It is always warm there, like year round Summer! We're going to have tourists floating the Canal. It will be more romantic than Venice!
It should have been named this from the start, since everything going thru there is going to AMERICA!
It is always warm there, like year round Summer! We're going to have tourists floating the Canal. It will be more romantic than Venice!
March 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I am announcing the new and improved AMERICAN CANAL.
It should have been named this from the start, since everything going thru there is going to AMERICA!
It is always warm there, like year round Summer! We're going to have tourists floating the Canal. It will be more romantic than Venice!
It should have been named this from the start, since everything going thru there is going to AMERICA!
It is always warm there, like year round Summer! We're going to have tourists floating the Canal. It will be more romantic than Venice!
Chuck knows how to win...
Just waiting for them to bring the CR to my desk to sign it into LAW!
SO MUCH WINNING!! It almost hurts.
Just waiting for them to bring the CR to my desk to sign it into LAW!
SO MUCH WINNING!! It almost hurts.
March 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Chuck knows how to win...
Just waiting for them to bring the CR to my desk to sign it into LAW!
SO MUCH WINNING!! It almost hurts.
Just waiting for them to bring the CR to my desk to sign it into LAW!
SO MUCH WINNING!! It almost hurts.
Chuck Schumer and I haven't always voted together on many things, but tonight, that changed.
Chuck and I have a long history together and we've shared some fun times, but business is business Chuck.
I'm glad you finally saw things my way.
Chuck and I have a long history together and we've shared some fun times, but business is business Chuck.
I'm glad you finally saw things my way.
March 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Chuck Schumer and I haven't always voted together on many things, but tonight, that changed.
Chuck and I have a long history together and we've shared some fun times, but business is business Chuck.
I'm glad you finally saw things my way.
Chuck and I have a long history together and we've shared some fun times, but business is business Chuck.
I'm glad you finally saw things my way.
Bobby took a vicious shot from Pete Hegseth in Dodge Ball.
It was all good and they both laughed and then Hegseth took another shot.
It was all good and they both laughed and then Hegseth took another shot.
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bobby took a vicious shot from Pete Hegseth in Dodge Ball.
It was all good and they both laughed and then Hegseth took another shot.
It was all good and they both laughed and then Hegseth took another shot.
Robby is really enjoying the virus party at the White House!
March 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Robby is really enjoying the virus party at the White House!
Ol' Plastered Pete is on the case finally 🙄
It's such a shame to see though.
Can't believe the Democrats would fall so low, so so low...
It's such a shame to see though.
Can't believe the Democrats would fall so low, so so low...
March 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ol' Plastered Pete is on the case finally 🙄
It's such a shame to see though.
Can't believe the Democrats would fall so low, so so low...
It's such a shame to see though.
Can't believe the Democrats would fall so low, so so low...
Celebrating Women's Day at the golf club today. They have the best burgers there!
I wish all the women out there a very happy day, especially the hot ones.
I wish all the women out there a very happy day, especially the hot ones.
March 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Celebrating Women's Day at the golf club today. They have the best burgers there!
I wish all the women out there a very happy day, especially the hot ones.
I wish all the women out there a very happy day, especially the hot ones.
There will be plenty of eggs for everybody. There will be so many eggs. Many people like to color eggs. I like to just keep em all white.
March 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There will be plenty of eggs for everybody. There will be so many eggs. Many people like to color eggs. I like to just keep em all white.
I have sent RFK back to help find the remaining participants that got lost at my rally in Coachella back in October.
I wanted to make sure that we don't leave anyone behind.
I wanted to make sure that we don't leave anyone behind.
March 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have sent RFK back to help find the remaining participants that got lost at my rally in Coachella back in October.
I wanted to make sure that we don't leave anyone behind.
I wanted to make sure that we don't leave anyone behind.
Such a touching moment shared by my favorite running back: the Juice!
March 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Such a touching moment shared by my favorite running back: the Juice!
Happy Ash Wednesday everybody!
March 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy Ash Wednesday everybody!
Some of my fans got to the State of the Union hours early, just to get the best seats.
We have the best people ♥️ Maga!
We have the best people ♥️ Maga!
March 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Some of my fans got to the State of the Union hours early, just to get the best seats.
We have the best people ♥️ Maga!
We have the best people ♥️ Maga!
Elon wants me to go smoke a joint with him on Joe Rogain's show. What do you think, should I do it?
March 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Elon wants me to go smoke a joint with him on Joe Rogain's show. What do you think, should I do it?
I just completed the longest State of the Union speech in US History. Nobody has even come close. I just kept going and then I dropped the bomb... Called Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas to her face... she sat and clapped ha!
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I just completed the longest State of the Union speech in US History. Nobody has even come close. I just kept going and then I dropped the bomb... Called Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas to her face... she sat and clapped ha!
If Canada thinks they can push the United States of America around and try to extortion us like they did today, they are going to be sorry, very very sorry. The most sorry of any country in the world.
Why not just become our 51st State instead? I promise that I will build a Trump tower there ok?
Why not just become our 51st State instead? I promise that I will build a Trump tower there ok?
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If Canada thinks they can push the United States of America around and try to extortion us like they did today, they are going to be sorry, very very sorry. The most sorry of any country in the world.
Why not just become our 51st State instead? I promise that I will build a Trump tower there ok?
Why not just become our 51st State instead? I promise that I will build a Trump tower there ok?
I don't know why I would ever need one, but they tell me that I have to choose my Designated Survivor before tonight's rally.
So let's go ahead and make this official.
So let's go ahead and make this official.
March 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't know why I would ever need one, but they tell me that I have to choose my Designated Survivor before tonight's rally.
So let's go ahead and make this official.
So let's go ahead and make this official.
DOGE has implemented another first for America. Too many parents have to choose between their kids and their jobs.
Now, we're going to bring the childcare to the office. Workers will be double efficient and be able to work longer hours, because they won't have to worry about picking up the kids.
Now, we're going to bring the childcare to the office. Workers will be double efficient and be able to work longer hours, because they won't have to worry about picking up the kids.
March 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
DOGE has implemented another first for America. Too many parents have to choose between their kids and their jobs.
Now, we're going to bring the childcare to the office. Workers will be double efficient and be able to work longer hours, because they won't have to worry about picking up the kids.
Now, we're going to bring the childcare to the office. Workers will be double efficient and be able to work longer hours, because they won't have to worry about picking up the kids.
Who loves your President?!
Gas is going to be so cheap!
Gas is going to be so cheap!
March 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who loves your President?!
Gas is going to be so cheap!
Gas is going to be so cheap!
Our relationship with China has never been stronger. They realize that we are a superpower and not to be messed with. When they are giving you gifts, you must be doing something right!
March 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our relationship with China has never been stronger. They realize that we are a superpower and not to be messed with. When they are giving you gifts, you must be doing something right!
Kyle is going to assist Kristi in locking down our borders.
He's really good at being in places where he's not wanted. and so many people just love this kid, and he's very eager, so he will do a great job.
He's really good at being in places where he's not wanted. and so many people just love this kid, and he's very eager, so he will do a great job.
March 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Kyle is going to assist Kristi in locking down our borders.
He's really good at being in places where he's not wanted. and so many people just love this kid, and he's very eager, so he will do a great job.
He's really good at being in places where he's not wanted. and so many people just love this kid, and he's very eager, so he will do a great job.