Scared to go to bed. Terrified I’ll wake up to Casey Anthony being in charge of “fixing” child care

The only life goal anyone should really have right now is making their therapist laugh.

I drive on roads if anyone wants to consider appointing me Secretary of Transportation.

Joining the BlueSky club after getting banned from X two days before the election, after 15 years of being on it.

Hi! I’m Alex. Mom of two. Avid reader. Sometimes funny. Diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis three years ago. Love pop punk and just live music in general. I still eat Lunchables.