I get home, I'm like "Okay I have 2 hours to do something before my thing with friends starts" and 2h10m later of doing exactly none of that thing I'm like "oh I'm late again"

Batman of course simply threw money at the problem and had the Bat-sub. One wonders what aquaman would do with giant piles of money.

The -first- lethal strike was a war crime. Really, really basic Geneva conventions stuff. The second strike is jerking off to a war crime.

I'm more of a gay vassal

You are followed by at least one fox. Announcing the cooking of poultry runs a risk of theft.

An important term to be familiar with for people in Stella's situation is "promissory estoppel". Making a job offer in bad faith and rescinding it can leave you legally on the hook for expenses incurred by the other party.

The rock layers, however, do not turn into a bear trap when rubbed, I assume

Wait until you see this red dot I can make dance around on surfaces

I'd buy it. If anything I find myself in awe when learning about natural history precisely because it reminds me that humans feel like temporary visitors on this planet when I perceive the massive timescales of life. Species that lived for 10-100 times as long as humans have and are gone forever etc

Imagine being a respectable scientific publication since 1869 and then pulling this shit

Oh look another example of how Tim Sweeney cannot be correct even by accident who would have thought