The Watcher
@thewatcher716.bsky.social
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I'm trying, but they won't do it without a chaperone.
April 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm trying, but they won't do it without a chaperone.
No that tea I'm talking about is usually delicious, and gets better after the first steep.
April 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
No that tea I'm talking about is usually delicious, and gets better after the first steep.
And white tea. Just not in a bag in a box. Just send me the leaves.
April 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
And white tea. Just not in a bag in a box. Just send me the leaves.
I had a really good dealer in California his aunt grew... that's not even the point. If you're not steeping leaves out of a burlap sack, your tea is nasty.
April 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I had a really good dealer in California his aunt grew... that's not even the point. If you're not steeping leaves out of a burlap sack, your tea is nasty.
I'm not upset. I just talk like this.
April 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm not upset. I just talk like this.
That is definitely adulting. Like continuing to clean after my speakers are blown.
April 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
That is definitely adulting. Like continuing to clean after my speakers are blown.
I know people like to assume shit. I love them anyway
April 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know people like to assume shit. I love them anyway
It's just the way I talk.
April 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's just the way I talk.
I love drinking tea. Saying this shit we sell in the US don't need a sweetener is straight up lies.
April 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love drinking tea. Saying this shit we sell in the US don't need a sweetener is straight up lies.
Mfs out here trying to pretend tea actually taste good, and then call it adulting.
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mfs out here trying to pretend tea actually taste good, and then call it adulting.
I don't women do weird shit all the time. The only time I could drink tea without a sweetener, I was steeping tea leaf pearls straight from China. I ain't drinking this shelf shit without some honey or stevia. If it tastes good it tastes good.
April 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don't women do weird shit all the time. The only time I could drink tea without a sweetener, I was steeping tea leaf pearls straight from China. I ain't drinking this shelf shit without some honey or stevia. If it tastes good it tastes good.
Coconut creme at Country Style Buffet used to kidnap me every Sunday back in the day.
April 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Coconut creme at Country Style Buffet used to kidnap me every Sunday back in the day.
That's not a good enough reason.
April 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That's not a good enough reason.
They used to send my ex these in the mail. Which is the only reason I can thank that little Mexican girl for rear ending me.
April 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They used to send my ex these in the mail. Which is the only reason I can thank that little Mexican girl for rear ending me.