Zach Hurst
@thevoyages.bsky.social
Film and Video Editor, Host of @wimdpod.com, the 4th or 5th most famous Hawkeye.
I had a panic attack?! That makes me feel anxious!
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I had a panic attack?! That makes me feel anxious!
Thing is, I don’t know how you decouple the dipshits from it. When you value loyalty more than competence, you end up surrounded with dipshits, and the more competent you get, the less you’re willing to go along with the worst stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Thing is, I don’t know how you decouple the dipshits from it. When you value loyalty more than competence, you end up surrounded with dipshits, and the more competent you get, the less you’re willing to go along with the worst stuff.
I keep hearing “six months to live” and I’m like “That’s my birthday, and that’s the only present I want.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I keep hearing “six months to live” and I’m like “That’s my birthday, and that’s the only present I want.”
Oh, yeah, and there’s been this note going around that it’s not Clinton but some oil magnate named Bubba, and while I could certainly pivot to making offshore drilling jokes, it just wouldn’t have the same pizazz.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh, yeah, and there’s been this note going around that it’s not Clinton but some oil magnate named Bubba, and while I could certainly pivot to making offshore drilling jokes, it just wouldn’t have the same pizazz.
THAT’S NOT WHAT DEUS EX MACHINA IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
THAT’S NOT WHAT DEUS EX MACHINA IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
(Also how many Bill Clinton blowjob scandals must we live through? Haven’t we suffered enough?)
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
(Also how many Bill Clinton blowjob scandals must we live through? Haven’t we suffered enough?)
More likely this was a joke between Epstein and his Russian contact because somehow even the world’s most famous pedophile found Trump to be a piece of shit.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
More likely this was a joke between Epstein and his Russian contact because somehow even the world’s most famous pedophile found Trump to be a piece of shit.
I’m 90% sure that was why they let the budget fight go, they knew Epstein et al would take over popular consciousness when they released the emails the same day the budget passed.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m 90% sure that was why they let the budget fight go, they knew Epstein et al would take over popular consciousness when they released the emails the same day the budget passed.
It’s true, I wanted one, so I hit him in the eye.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s true, I wanted one, so I hit him in the eye.
I know we say they want people to feel pain, but this administration campaigning against Tylenol and Ibuprofen seems a little on-the-nose.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I know we say they want people to feel pain, but this administration campaigning against Tylenol and Ibuprofen seems a little on-the-nose.
Don’t speak for me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Don’t speak for me.
I feel like if you open a place called “Beast Land,” you aren’t going to get the Americans showing up that you hoped for…
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I feel like if you open a place called “Beast Land,” you aren’t going to get the Americans showing up that you hoped for…
I hear this is very helpful for dementia patients. That’s just a fun fact that I’m sure isn’t relevant to this at all.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I hear this is very helpful for dementia patients. That’s just a fun fact that I’m sure isn’t relevant to this at all.
It would have to be 5 points to truly motivate him.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It would have to be 5 points to truly motivate him.
A lot of people assume his hunch is due to age, but it’s actually just hard to stand up straight with no spine.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A lot of people assume his hunch is due to age, but it’s actually just hard to stand up straight with no spine.
I guess that’s one way to make magic beans.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I guess that’s one way to make magic beans.
He’s going back to what he always does under pressure, desperately searching for an ass to squeeze.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He’s going back to what he always does under pressure, desperately searching for an ass to squeeze.