will he also personally test the catapult? please!

sure. because the orange King Don is the only leader sucking up to Winnie the Pooh in public.

Schweiz🇨🇭 hier: wir haben nicht Japan besetzt sondern Neuseeland. wir mögen fisch und sushi nicht so.

which pressure? is Donny kissing daddy Vlads ass too hard?

Donald Trump needs to fix his rotten brain (although admittedly impossible) and stop .... (fill in the gap). - the world

daddy Vlad is gonna like that.

next breaking news should read:
"JUST IN: EU says expulsion of Hungary is underway"

indeed, Europe must shift its stance. and kick Hungary out of the EU. only this step brings our continent closer to peace.

well, then dear leader should start building nuclear powered vehicles since he's running out of fuel ⛽️ 🔥

Putting wants to personally show Trump the Epstein files he’s holding… 🤔

sure. and while we're at it: why don't we also nominate tzar Vladimir the last for not using the A-bomb?

yeah right. because everyone knows that paragons of peace and harmony like Pinochet, Perón, Mussolini, Stalin, Hitler or Milei dedicated their lives to nothing but love, tolerance, and the eternal happiness of all humankind. no matter their appearance, religion, intellect, or sexuality.

yeah, that's what both dear leaders can do best: passing gas. a lot.

too bad he didn't stay there

too bad Alaskans missed a unique opportunity

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didn't know comrade Krasnov is also a comedian

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