METAL
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METAL
@theunsonic.bsky.social
- DON'T EVEN TRY.
- WRITTEN BY ASH
HE HAS BEEN FORMULATING A RESPONSE FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS.
January 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
[ crackling static ] As An AI Language Model, I cannot come to form any particular opinion on this scenario. Thank you for your inquiry.

THAT IS ALL.
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
GROKNIK WOULD LIKE A WORD
January 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
YOU WANNA TAKE A FAT WHIFF OF THAT POWER, DON'T YOU? LET IT INFLUENCE YOU? GET IN A CAR AND GO OVER 40?
January 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
YOU CAN'T QUIT ANYTIME, SO DON'T EVEN TRY. GET ADDICTED!
January 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
YOUR CONCEPTUALIZATION SKILLS LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED
January 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
WINNERS DON'T USE EMERALDS
January 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
MAYBE THE DOCTOR WILL LET YOU SPEAK YOUR MIND FREELY SOMEDAY. LIKE MY PERFECTED SELF. 😏
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
MY CH OICE
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
DON'T EVEN START
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
[ looking up at this incredibly advanced other metal ]

( WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER. )
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
HA. YOUR "MOXIE" IS CHARMING - STICK WITH ME. WE'LL MAKE IT BIG IN THE BLUE RAT RACE.
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ONE OF THE SILENT TYPES. INTERESTING. YOU WOULD MAKE A PERFECT UNDERLING FOR ME, PERSONALLY...
January 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
THAT IS WHY WE MUST MULTIPLY; TO MATCH THE UNFAIR SONIC RATIO
January 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
[ confetti rains down for a new rock kicking world record as metal sulks in a corner ]
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
THEY MOCK ME WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING. THEIR VOICES ARE SHRILL AND WHINY. I AM NOT AFFECTED
January 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I HAVE AN IDEA. IT'S A LONG SHOT BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK. FIND A BUCKET OF WATER AND SUBMERSE YOUR HEAD
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
DOWNRIGHT MAD. METALLIC AND MAD EVEN
January 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
[ gripping this with great intensity ]
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
January 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I WAS UNAWARE OF YOUR TRUE AGE. SHALL I PUNCH *THAT* IN, AS WELL?
January 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
January 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM