It is said that every person has an guardian angel sent from the heavens above to watch over and guide them ~
However…your guardian angel is ✨extra✨ special!~
Instead of being holy and righteous, she’s self-righteous, greedy, sexual and manipulative 💕
Worship and sacrifice for ur new pink deity 💞

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
One lone creature was stirring,
A simp with their computer mouse.
Their Throne cart was filled,
To the brim with much care,
In hopes that Temptress Ava,
Would praise them with flair 💕 🎁

💕 🎀

Triple digits for me 💕 ✨
Who’s gonna add 2 it?~

Send €15 for me and besties movie tickets (we decided to spontaneously go see Zootopia 2 cause why tf not?) 💕

Now *this* is what I should be waking up to every morning 💕

Simp cash is the ultimate turn on 💕 🔥

Pervs are just sooo easy to manipulate 💕
They wear their degen weaknesses on their sleeves almost like they’re begging for me to use them to my advantage 🤭
Now don’t be shy…tell me exactly what gets you weak and braindead ~
No promises that I won’t use that info to speedrun your financial ruin 💞