Okay, I broke down and bought a 1961 Olympia SG-1 standard typewriter because, who couldn't use yet another typewriter in his collection? At 33 pounds, it's built like a tank but types like butter. Now I need to find a Typewriters Anonymous meeting.

I'm not 100% positive, but I think this is a 1937 Underwood Ace portable typewriter. I picked it up yesterday on FB Marketplace for $75. As far as I can tell, it's in near perfect condition.