sarah 🏳️⚧️
@theturnpike.bsky.social
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hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
bluesky has much less pole than twitter but it also doesn't have that pedophile that does the gay little jumps so idk
November 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
bluesky has much less pole than twitter but it also doesn't have that pedophile that does the gay little jumps so idk
crazy to me they let the prime minister of australia walk into the ocean and disappear like hellooo that's your guy
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
crazy to me they let the prime minister of australia walk into the ocean and disappear like hellooo that's your guy
betting my 3 pound iron ingot that it's san francisco
November 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
betting my 3 pound iron ingot that it's san francisco
"liam died thinking people hated him" idk dude guess he shouldn't have done the things that make people hate you idk
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
"liam died thinking people hated him" idk dude guess he shouldn't have done the things that make people hate you idk
me watching evil dead rise: that's actually bruce campbell's voice on the recording meaning that's probably ash in universe during-
alien i'm teaching english: app le
alien i'm teaching english: app le
November 15, 2024 at 10:58 PM
me watching evil dead rise: that's actually bruce campbell's voice on the recording meaning that's probably ash in universe during-
alien i'm teaching english: app le
alien i'm teaching english: app le
famous people will join a social media app and immediately post something like "erm is this thing on 🎙️" and you'd fucking eat it up, mut
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
famous people will join a social media app and immediately post something like "erm is this thing on 🎙️" and you'd fucking eat it up, mut
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I’m the type of third wheel that brings an indescribable sadness to the room
November 15, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I’m the type of third wheel that brings an indescribable sadness to the room
"Hey wanna climb a 2000 foot tower and not tell anyone i promise i won't become a figment of your imagination" -The most figment of your imagination person imaginable
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 PM
"Hey wanna climb a 2000 foot tower and not tell anyone i promise i won't become a figment of your imagination" -The most figment of your imagination person imaginable
couldn't hook my keys to my pants, said "nothing's working i'm going to kill myself." my boyfriend pointed to a stick and said "stick" my ears perked up and tail started wagging, life is okay
November 15, 2024 at 12:04 PM
couldn't hook my keys to my pants, said "nothing's working i'm going to kill myself." my boyfriend pointed to a stick and said "stick" my ears perked up and tail started wagging, life is okay
don't let my horny ass near a harem
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 PM
don't let my horny ass near a harem
huge day at the gray building no window factory
November 15, 2024 at 12:01 PM
huge day at the gray building no window factory
being an adult is great because you can just say fuck it and bark whenever and no one says anything they don't even try to test you for autism
October 20, 2024 at 4:08 AM
being an adult is great because you can just say fuck it and bark whenever and no one says anything they don't even try to test you for autism
had a dream i embarrassed myself in front of laura les, i walked up to her in a store and said "50 gec lmao" and walked off i got so pissed off i woke up
October 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
had a dream i embarrassed myself in front of laura les, i walked up to her in a store and said "50 gec lmao" and walked off i got so pissed off i woke up
hearing aid boyfriend or noise canceling girlfriend
October 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
hearing aid boyfriend or noise canceling girlfriend
boyfriend asked me if vultures eat people i said yeah he asked if they'd eat him like he has some special bond or pact of some kind i say yeah he asks what if he's not dead but just like laying there for a few days i say yeah he asks what if there's a arm laying next to him would they eat the arm fi
October 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
boyfriend asked me if vultures eat people i said yeah he asked if they'd eat him like he has some special bond or pact of some kind i say yeah he asks what if he's not dead but just like laying there for a few days i say yeah he asks what if there's a arm laying next to him would they eat the arm fi
they fired the smart water goldfish
August 1, 2024 at 4:32 PM
they fired the smart water goldfish
[straight guy who says ryan reynolds is hot] hi gay this pride month ill be sobbing, collapsing into a ball on the floor and turning into a horrible goo anytime i see a gay guy
June 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
[straight guy who says ryan reynolds is hot] hi gay this pride month ill be sobbing, collapsing into a ball on the floor and turning into a horrible goo anytime i see a gay guy
living in the midwest is like seeing the same 14 assets reused in every single city and town, why is the only options slim chickens or jail, where are the gay people
June 4, 2024 at 1:49 AM
living in the midwest is like seeing the same 14 assets reused in every single city and town, why is the only options slim chickens or jail, where are the gay people
everyone who gets mildly washed up are always like "big things around the corner" and it's just transphobia
May 31, 2024 at 2:47 PM
everyone who gets mildly washed up are always like "big things around the corner" and it's just transphobia
sorry i can't hang out this weekend im planning on catching a glimpse of my face and getting so dysphoric i have to look up ffs before and after pictures on google
May 25, 2024 at 1:38 AM
sorry i can't hang out this weekend im planning on catching a glimpse of my face and getting so dysphoric i have to look up ffs before and after pictures on google