Post something random for the collective amusement.

I’m so bad, I stayed up late reading this page-turner and now I’m behind on errands! A good man can’t keep me up, but a good book? Always!

You kids these days wait years and years to find the perfect match and in my day, we just married somebody from town and had to learn to love them. We were just happy to have a clean kitchen and good coupons.

Remembering my good friend Phil who was the last of the men in his family. It’s a shame that there will be no more Fuchs

My great-granddaughter got new sneakers and told me to check out her "new drip." I told her if she has drips she should call a plumber! These kids think they know everything but I think my new shoes are smart looking.

My girl gives me a permanent every 8 weeks and I use the Aquanet in the white can, spray and tease it up with a rattail comb. I get so many compliments on it.

Is that you Ralph? I knew you looked at me extra long across the buffet on Tuesday

I’m going to share with you the best piece of advice I was ever given, by my mother-in-law, may she rest in peace. Never, and I mean never give anyone the actual recipe for any of your specialties. Always leave something out. Sharon sounds like a troublemaker

I’m not one to gossip, but I saw Robert grab a regular pudding cup when the sugar free one was right there and I know he has Diabetes. If he isn’t careful he’s gonna end up like that William Brigley

Enjoying my Bradenton Florida vacation but I don’t much care for sand getting in my crevices. You can get a pretty nasty rash if you don’t clean it all out