Sat in a new corner of the A&W. Really expanding my horizons.
February 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sat in a new corner of the A&W. Really expanding my horizons.
Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Sorry, that's down the hall. This is for Big Fat Cans Stans
January 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Sorry, that's down the hall. This is for Big Fat Cans Stans
Gonna start calling people peckerwood. Gonna bring back peckerwood.
January 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gonna start calling people peckerwood. Gonna bring back peckerwood.
Babe you don't understand I'm horny for your soul
January 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Babe you don't understand I'm horny for your soul
Deleted my account on Twitter, my final reluctance was the quality of horny my algorithm was. I destroyed an empire!
January 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Deleted my account on Twitter, my final reluctance was the quality of horny my algorithm was. I destroyed an empire!
If you're excited about A.I. kill yourself
January 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're excited about A.I. kill yourself
The 10 Best Movies of 2024
10. Carnival is Over
9. Furiousa: A Mad Max Saga
8. Close Your Eyes
7. Rebel Ridge
6. Hit Man
5. Nosferatu
4. Challengers
3. A Real Pain
2. Anora
1. I Saw the TV Glow
Read more about my choices here:
movieslikerory.substack.com/p/rorys-10-b...
10. Carnival is Over
9. Furiousa: A Mad Max Saga
8. Close Your Eyes
7. Rebel Ridge
6. Hit Man
5. Nosferatu
4. Challengers
3. A Real Pain
2. Anora
1. I Saw the TV Glow
Read more about my choices here:
movieslikerory.substack.com/p/rorys-10-b...
Rory's 10 Best Films of 2024
2024, for me, was a year of transition.
movieslikerory.substack.com
January 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The 10 Best Movies of 2024
10. Carnival is Over
9. Furiousa: A Mad Max Saga
8. Close Your Eyes
7. Rebel Ridge
6. Hit Man
5. Nosferatu
4. Challengers
3. A Real Pain
2. Anora
1. I Saw the TV Glow
Read more about my choices here:
movieslikerory.substack.com/p/rorys-10-b...
10. Carnival is Over
9. Furiousa: A Mad Max Saga
8. Close Your Eyes
7. Rebel Ridge
6. Hit Man
5. Nosferatu
4. Challengers
3. A Real Pain
2. Anora
1. I Saw the TV Glow
Read more about my choices here:
movieslikerory.substack.com/p/rorys-10-b...
Sensory memory is insane, I can vividly remember what Hot Wheels taste like
January 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sensory memory is insane, I can vividly remember what Hot Wheels taste like
I simply can't take anyone who owns a funko pop seriously
December 11, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I simply can't take anyone who owns a funko pop seriously
Love when bands include demos as bonus tracks, love hearing my favorite song worse and unfinished
December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Love when bands include demos as bonus tracks, love hearing my favorite song worse and unfinished
Literally every cover of a Taylor Swift song is better than her version
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Literally every cover of a Taylor Swift song is better than her version
Bad news everyone: Murray Corky Blue reposted a series of problematic BingBangs from known white supremacist MonkdaFunk
November 9, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Bad news everyone: Murray Corky Blue reposted a series of problematic BingBangs from known white supremacist MonkdaFunk
Can I finally admit I thought Tony Hinchcliffe was a guy doing a hack comedian character this entire time?
October 29, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Can I finally admit I thought Tony Hinchcliffe was a guy doing a hack comedian character this entire time?
You're not a content creator, content has value. You're more like a digital gruel chef.
October 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
You're not a content creator, content has value. You're more like a digital gruel chef.
Uncomfortable with how "naughty" is equally childish and horny
October 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Uncomfortable with how "naughty" is equally childish and horny
I think it's time we all stop pretending chefs deserve respect
October 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I think it's time we all stop pretending chefs deserve respect
It's at least a little weird that we all know what bukkake is
October 9, 2024 at 8:32 PM
It's at least a little weird that we all know what bukkake is
Dreamt I owned a deli. It was a perfect life.
October 9, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Dreamt I owned a deli. It was a perfect life.
Blue Sky is, mostly, an embarrassing amalgamation of jokes from 2016
October 7, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Blue Sky is, mostly, an embarrassing amalgamation of jokes from 2016
"Hitler's Dream" coming 2026
gonna write a movie that exists only to bring all the skaarsgards and hemsworths together to create a kind of Scandinavian singularity
October 7, 2024 at 6:29 PM
"Hitler's Dream" coming 2026
Cuck my wife in two places/
This is my favorite chair
This is my favorite chair
October 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Cuck my wife in two places/
This is my favorite chair
This is my favorite chair
Arkells? More like FartSmells
October 6, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Arkells? More like FartSmells
Ever gently rub your back against a tree and pretend it's the erotic caress of a lover
October 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Ever gently rub your back against a tree and pretend it's the erotic caress of a lover
I don't know what a femboy is and it's too late to ask
October 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I don't know what a femboy is and it's too late to ask