3.1 is traditionally the soggy diaper birthday. (So is every one before and after it too.) Happy Birthday!

Might just need a little horsey ride.

(I hope someone else verified the numbers in this post. Knowing your level of regression and (lack of) achievement, I’m not sure we can still trust your counting skills.)

Happy happiest puppy birthday, Jacey! Maybe by 38 you’ll progress to needing permission to access devices at all, with them being safely held by your CG and little bro.

So glad you’re flourishing in your little pup life! You’re such a sweet and wonderful person who brings spreads so much joy.

Looks like a lot of people are about to learn about awesome punk music and how the listening experience is truly enhanced by filling diapers.

Love the idea of being so engrossed you don’t notice being changed or even being carried to the changing table and changed, possibly multiple times. The normalcy of “that potty stuff is not my concern. Someone else will wipe my bottom and tape me into a new diaper, I’m achievement hunting.”

Is there a sign up sheet, or do we submit a resume? Or just listen for the squish and look out for puddles? (This is Chicago, one of the “cities of soggy bottoms”, so that last one might make you tough to find.)

all while magnifying the visual and audible reactions of the crowd in the same room as you before/during/and after they witnessed you filling your pants.

IIRC, I think that’s the standard traditional poopoopants birthday celebration.

So glad to hear it. The goal was the digital equivalent of pulling down pants to let the diaper expand fully, then quickly pull them back up and cinching them tightly, a gentle and firm smush on the bulging bottom, then sitting you down (slowly quickly, or both) on a hard surface with zero give

Just to cover all bases

Happy Pup day, Poopoopants!
Happy Bork day, puppy poopoopants!
Happy pup day, poopoopants puppy!

Happy pup Bork day, to the puppy with the poopiest stinky *turns green and gags* poopoopants!

saying thanks for them doing routine tasks like— dishes, laundry, or other chores doesn’t mean I think it’s unusual or unexpected for them to do it, just recognition that it’s seen and appreciated.

I’m ironically the same way for opposite, very knowingly privileged, reasons. I grew up in a household where we were acknowledged and thanked for doing chores, even if it was expected. Led to more than once explaining to partners who grew up in environments like the OP comic that acknowledging and

Wow! That looks and sounds so delicious. I’m now regretting that I cannot eat images from the internet. Thank you so much for sharing so much about choripan. I had no idea it was so significant in Argentina. (Namy must be bribing anyone who calls him tall with Choripan. ✍️)

Your poor students, having such a master of teasing and building anticipation as their teacher.

(Hopefully obvious joke. Your students are clearly very lucky to have an educator as passionate and knowledgeable as you teaching them.)

Second question, if allowed because I’m always interested, what is your favorite or top x meal you’ve enjoyed? (Define any however you’d like: surrounding circumstances, ingredients, history of the meal, etc.)

Do you think you’ll publish images that you’ve teased, like this one, for your general audience or are they just for you and Jenn/Namy’s inner circle?(and is the teasing and how effective it is just too amusing? 😆)