Charcuteristan
thetriscuit.bsky.social
Charcuteristan
@thetriscuit.bsky.social
Definitely a Wii U.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love that the text is on a different ellipse curve than the circle it's in.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ok, I figured that was the case because there has to be at least one open space, but I have a little bastard (at the game table, not in general) of a nephew who plays by the "if it's not banned in the rules it's a viable strategy" ethos.
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Oh a third thing, if I move a tile with a ship on it next to a tile with a black hole (BH), can I use the primary wave to simply put the ship into the BH? Rules call for there to be at least 1 non-BH space when I move a ship tile, my guess is no? Or does the cadet choose ship movement in that case?
September 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm trying to figure out what keeps me from just never moving a specific color tile so that The Cadet never gets the materials they need to finish all their bases.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Second, if I'm out of materials for a color, am I allowed to move that color since I won't be able to place materials on adjacent empty spaces? Do I need as many materials as there will be empty spaces at that tile's end placement?
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
First, the rules say "When you've placed all Black Holes by moving tiles of each color". Does that mean only one black hole per color, and as a follow-on that I can only move a color if there isn't already another tile of that color with a black hole on it?
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I can't believe I got to witness this not once, but a second, more disturbing and passive aggressive time.
May 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Day 2 of #paxeast. Last night's dinner at Pastoral wasn't #margaritaquest, but breakfast today is J Pace & Sons, so we're making progress.
May 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I've pined for it to all my friends for years, and they keep saying the same thing: "Tristan none of us know what you're talking about please pick a normal thing to yearn for for once."
March 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Dear god I hate that system so much. I've had to send in so many screenshots of my blank calendar to prove I was "ready and available for work" between the hours of 7am and 6pm, which are apparently normal working hours for marketers according to them.
March 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
McElroy Family crossover merch possibility: Griffin as a Zima Knight with "dobody's nerfect"
March 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Does this return mean there's a chance you'll finally actually really come to Seattle to do a live show? I've been waiting for so long, please don't wait until there's another global pandemic to plan a show.
March 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
No, but I can see where you're coming from.
March 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
March 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The first 20 seconds felt like the background music of every Nintendo DS mystery game "putting the clues together/what you've learned at the end of the chapter" sequence from my childhood.
February 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM