The Tozzer
@thetozzer.bsky.social
Wrong side of not telling you how many years. Male+man+queer. 🇬🇧 born 🇦🇺 based.
Is this your advice?
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is this your advice?
Bad men will want to have their way with you.
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Bad men will want to have their way with you.
How about giving younger/agile people a card to allow for a quick cross if they want to and defaulting to longer walk cycles?
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
How about giving younger/agile people a card to allow for a quick cross if they want to and defaulting to longer walk cycles?
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The pure essences of heaven,
The powers of the sun and the moon,
All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
The pure essences of heaven,
The powers of the sun and the moon,
All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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The pure essences of heaven,
The powers of the sun and the moon,
All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
The pure essences of heaven,
The powers of the sun and the moon,
All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
How far in advance was the Two Ranis joke planned?
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
How far in advance was the Two Ranis joke planned?
Try Facebook (shudder)
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Try Facebook (shudder)
We got Costco roast chicken and ate in the lunchroom
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We got Costco roast chicken and ate in the lunchroom
Yes, but what about his name?
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yes, but what about his name?
You’ve got some serious Ben Affleck vibes going there, and that is a *good thing*
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You’ve got some serious Ben Affleck vibes going there, and that is a *good thing*
Biweekly means fortnightly? I had always assumed it meant twice a week. You learn something new everyday.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Biweekly means fortnightly? I had always assumed it meant twice a week. You learn something new everyday.
Am I allowed cider or is that too wanky?
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Am I allowed cider or is that too wanky?
If you want to know what a decent SA liberal leader looks like, check out Steele Hall and weep.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you want to know what a decent SA liberal leader looks like, check out Steele Hall and weep.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Clap? Do you sell penicillin?
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Clap? Do you sell penicillin?
Oh god memories. Was this the one featuring a lot of running?
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh god memories. Was this the one featuring a lot of running?
Ok, was it just me wondering what sort of new herbal supplement is “Rhosic”? 🤦♂️
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ok, was it just me wondering what sort of new herbal supplement is “Rhosic”? 🤦♂️
Awesome photo. I reckon it would be a great prompt for a short story assignment.
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Awesome photo. I reckon it would be a great prompt for a short story assignment.
You might find that if you start the night getting sweaty that the rest of the night goes well.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You might find that if you start the night getting sweaty that the rest of the night goes well.
Have you been drinking?
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Have you been drinking?