A Bean
@thetoughestbean.bsky.social
Medium sized bean with a love for manga. Unskilled laborer. Nietzschean Last Man
Hasn’t hit trade paperback yet so it’s pretty hard to tell
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hasn’t hit trade paperback yet so it’s pretty hard to tell
Folder full of quirky RPGs but never touched a Dragon Quest either
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Folder full of quirky RPGs but never touched a Dragon Quest either
They should bring back this look for Peter. It works
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They should bring back this look for Peter. It works
He’s looking gobliny here
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He’s looking gobliny here
*somebody* needs to be there to get stabbed and go “eeeuuuuaaaarrgghh”
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
*somebody* needs to be there to get stabbed and go “eeeuuuuaaaarrgghh”
I will not be a concubine nor a janissary, I will simply be dead
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I will not be a concubine nor a janissary, I will simply be dead
Spider-Man: “Cosmic oneness is some off putting nonsense”
Spider-Man, later: “I have become Captain Universe!”
Spider-Man, later: “I have become Captain Universe!”
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Spider-Man: “Cosmic oneness is some off putting nonsense”
Spider-Man, later: “I have become Captain Universe!”
Spider-Man, later: “I have become Captain Universe!”
I’m telling ya, try out Ashita no Joe, there’s no Beyonder there
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m telling ya, try out Ashita no Joe, there’s no Beyonder there
Always about the orbs with these guys
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Always about the orbs with these guys
Claremont, writing this: *It is critically important that they have this argument while in their swimsuits*
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Claremont, writing this: *It is critically important that they have this argument while in their swimsuits*
There was a huge scandal very recently where a lot of state money was going to a group called “Feeding Our Future” which was supposed to be giving meals to underprivileged children but was actually just pocketing the money
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There was a huge scandal very recently where a lot of state money was going to a group called “Feeding Our Future” which was supposed to be giving meals to underprivileged children but was actually just pocketing the money
I went to college in western Minnesota and that taught me a whole new definition of flat, too
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I went to college in western Minnesota and that taught me a whole new definition of flat, too
It’s on a big river! That isn’t landlocked!
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s on a big river! That isn’t landlocked!
Minneapolis isn’t flat, or landlocked.
Plus the mosquitoes are only finger sized
Plus the mosquitoes are only finger sized
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Minneapolis isn’t flat, or landlocked.
Plus the mosquitoes are only finger sized
Plus the mosquitoes are only finger sized
Kids also love eating cookies until they throw up
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Kids also love eating cookies until they throw up
Child mortality rates in the past were pretty rough.
Maybe stick with conventional wisdom here
Maybe stick with conventional wisdom here
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Child mortality rates in the past were pretty rough.
Maybe stick with conventional wisdom here
Maybe stick with conventional wisdom here
Depends. Is your baby a plant?
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Depends. Is your baby a plant?
NYC will *never* get over itself. It’s the US’s most narcissistic city
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
NYC will *never* get over itself. It’s the US’s most narcissistic city
Buddy the Leninist definition of imperialism is self-serving horseshit
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Buddy the Leninist definition of imperialism is self-serving horseshit
Can’t spell Stancil without AI
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can’t spell Stancil without AI
The internet is not ready for StAIncel
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The internet is not ready for StAIncel