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Tim Wayne
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November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Have you seen Erika Kirk's new outfit?
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The worst part of the JD Vance/Erika Kirk embrace situation is that Usha can’t even punish him by making him sleep on the couch.
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The @nytimes.com is referring to the ACA as "Obamacare" again because they're about to print a bunch of bad news about it.

Fucking. Assholes.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can't wait to make these fuckers unemployed.
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Lamer than a Rick roll.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can you imagine any of the crooks working for Trump, or Trump himself, turning down a bribe? I can't. Reid was built differently.
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But what should I expect from an intolerant hatemonger?
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Harry Sisson should be honored that he was singled out by Trump as the very first to be pooped on.
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey, where is the secret show? It’s Friday noon on the west coast and the show is not in the list

@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social? @timmiller.bsky.social? @jvl.bsky.social?
@thebulwark.com?
October 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oof. Who doesn't love to see a one shot kill while sipping their morning coffee? I know I do.

(sidenote: I can't believe I wasn't already following @dieworkwear.bsky.social He's on Bluesky! Follow him for more)

h/t @jamellebouie.net
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Republicans can end the shutdown TODAY if they kill the filibuster. Enough of these games.
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's an American tradition!
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
How does ICE know who to target?
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw this drone show at the Ferry Building last night. So cool.
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
October 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
(read in the voice of Werner Herzog)

A pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house.

Is the house made of flesh or is he made of house?

He screams, for he does not know.
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I hung out with @stephaniemiller.bsky.social backstage at a Sexy Liberal in San Francisco years ago. Her and @johnfugelsang.bsky.social and @bobcesca.bsky.social. And then later in the bar, drinks w fantastic duo @frangeladuo.bsky.social. Super fun night. Only Mark Hamill would have made it better
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM