I am, as we speak, surrounded by Irn Bru Fudge

Womens clothes do seem to be far worse than men's for this. I wonder what gender the person who came up with the system was?

It sounds, in this case, that the tool (the platform you're trying to put the details into) fails on points 2 and 3. They should work well on older technology, otherwise that's a hurdle.

The job of tech support is to make sure

You have the right tool for the job.
The tool works.
You have been shown how to use the tool.

I have a homily about a potato peeler is use when I engage with the students.

Now I feel I should be offering @ianrankin1.bsky.social IT advice.

I recall @philipardagh.bsky.social mentioning it a few days ago?

It will be Queen about 60% of the time

I suppose you could go Bond easily enough? Some of the later Moore ones are sort of... racist

This feels like a cryptic crossword clue

Were you dropped on the head as a baby?

They usually love to remind us that they pay tax, like that's a magnanimous choice they have made, as opposed to moral duty.

People choose their career path?

Ha, I have no followers, so who's laughing now.