Massive wedge of smoked Lancashire cheese bought direct from Dewlay creamery locally.

Not when they stretched in the cold water!

I'm sure my grandpa had a pair of those, knitted by his mum.

I daren't Google Christian shorts, but I want to!

Looking great for 15, hello old gal!

I once alphabetized my bookshelves to the huge amusement of my children who waited till I went out and swapped them around. I can see the funny side now...... it's taken 20 years