Piper Chiovoloni
@thethirdmilk.bsky.social
They/them/he/him
Light sleeper, daydreamer
Light sleeper, daydreamer
I can’t stop thinking about a dive I had in a comment section where a middle eastern man clapped back at a racist American by calling him a “toilet paper user”. As someone who has reached bidet enlightenment, I support this.
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I can’t stop thinking about a dive I had in a comment section where a middle eastern man clapped back at a racist American by calling him a “toilet paper user”. As someone who has reached bidet enlightenment, I support this.
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BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
June 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
Guys walking past me in the parking lot, one says to the other in a gruff townie accent: “Yeah, she’s gonna be a boahd certified psychoanalyst. She’s gonna analyze the whole fuckin family.” Then his tone takes a bright shift “And honestly?… We could use it!”
June 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Guys walking past me in the parking lot, one says to the other in a gruff townie accent: “Yeah, she’s gonna be a boahd certified psychoanalyst. She’s gonna analyze the whole fuckin family.” Then his tone takes a bright shift “And honestly?… We could use it!”
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Today's book highlights are a recent picture book, a chapter book, & 2 #MGlit titles that explore allyship, community, ecology--& what would happen if a queer-inclusive boarding school trained its students to fight the evil magic users. #BookSky #QueerKidLit Reviews: mombian.com/2025/06/17/4...
4 New LGBTQ Kids' Books of Community and Connection - Mombian
Let's cover several age groups in today's book highlights, with a recent picture book, a chapter book, and two middle grade titles that explore allyship, community, the relationship between people…
mombian.com
June 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today's book highlights are a recent picture book, a chapter book, & 2 #MGlit titles that explore allyship, community, ecology--& what would happen if a queer-inclusive boarding school trained its students to fight the evil magic users. #BookSky #QueerKidLit Reviews: mombian.com/2025/06/17/4...
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ICE was out arresting roofers in Centralville this morning.
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
ICE was out arresting roofers in Centralville this morning.
Whatever tree has been ejaculating pollen the last three days needs to calm the fuck down. It feels like I’ve got lemmings breeding in my frontal cortex and acid in my eyes, and my nostrils feel like they’ve been filled with sand in spite of being actively leaky.
May 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Whatever tree has been ejaculating pollen the last three days needs to calm the fuck down. It feels like I’ve got lemmings breeding in my frontal cortex and acid in my eyes, and my nostrils feel like they’ve been filled with sand in spite of being actively leaky.
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🚨🚨ICE is apparently in town today. 🚨🚨
they will rely on you not wanting to get out of your cars to interfere.
Prove them wrong, and post if you see them.
#lowell
#massachusetts
#fuckice
they will rely on you not wanting to get out of your cars to interfere.
Prove them wrong, and post if you see them.
#lowell
#massachusetts
#fuckice
May 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🚨🚨ICE is apparently in town today. 🚨🚨
they will rely on you not wanting to get out of your cars to interfere.
Prove them wrong, and post if you see them.
#lowell
#massachusetts
#fuckice
they will rely on you not wanting to get out of your cars to interfere.
Prove them wrong, and post if you see them.
#lowell
#massachusetts
#fuckice
A “Junior” was just called up to the coffee shop counter to pick up his order and I can’t explain why, but he was the Juniorest looking Junior I’ve ever seen. Now wondering if his son will be nicknamed “The Third” and what name he’s the Junior of or if his government name is actually just Junior.
May 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A “Junior” was just called up to the coffee shop counter to pick up his order and I can’t explain why, but he was the Juniorest looking Junior I’ve ever seen. Now wondering if his son will be nicknamed “The Third” and what name he’s the Junior of or if his government name is actually just Junior.
I just learned that denim gets its name because it originated in Nîmes France. De Nîmes. I turn 44 in less than two weeks. How did this nugget of etymology escape me for so long?
weeks.how
April 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I just learned that denim gets its name because it originated in Nîmes France. De Nîmes. I turn 44 in less than two weeks. How did this nugget of etymology escape me for so long?
Prepping for walk with #ADHD:
Shoes, fugue state, camera, backpack
Out the door, down the hallway
“Fuck, forgot water bottle”
Back to apartment
Water bottle, lock door, down the stairs, into lobby, “Fuck, forgot headphones”…
Back up
Headphones, “What else…”, fugue state
Etc, etc, etc
Shoes, fugue state, camera, backpack
Out the door, down the hallway
“Fuck, forgot water bottle”
Back to apartment
Water bottle, lock door, down the stairs, into lobby, “Fuck, forgot headphones”…
Back up
Headphones, “What else…”, fugue state
Etc, etc, etc
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Prepping for walk with #ADHD:
Shoes, fugue state, camera, backpack
Out the door, down the hallway
“Fuck, forgot water bottle”
Back to apartment
Water bottle, lock door, down the stairs, into lobby, “Fuck, forgot headphones”…
Back up
Headphones, “What else…”, fugue state
Etc, etc, etc
Shoes, fugue state, camera, backpack
Out the door, down the hallway
“Fuck, forgot water bottle”
Back to apartment
Water bottle, lock door, down the stairs, into lobby, “Fuck, forgot headphones”…
Back up
Headphones, “What else…”, fugue state
Etc, etc, etc
What does it say about my ego if I look up from my bagel at the coffee shop and think “that person has great hair” only to then see their face and realize that it’s my client and I’m inadvertently complimenting my own work?
#hairstylist
#hairstylist
April 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What does it say about my ego if I look up from my bagel at the coffee shop and think “that person has great hair” only to then see their face and realize that it’s my client and I’m inadvertently complimenting my own work?
#hairstylist
#hairstylist
On the one hand, I actually do think the US should be doing more manufacturing locally. And we should be getting consumers used to paying more for products because those who work in factories should be paid a living wage and not the pennies per hour, no days off, absolutely inhumane conditions (1)
April 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
On the one hand, I actually do think the US should be doing more manufacturing locally. And we should be getting consumers used to paying more for products because those who work in factories should be paid a living wage and not the pennies per hour, no days off, absolutely inhumane conditions (1)
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Please share!!! This is getting ridiculous—they just can’t accept a loss. Please help spread the word to North Carolina. The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted.
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Please share!!! This is getting ridiculous—they just can’t accept a loss. Please help spread the word to North Carolina. The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted.
Do these socks match my shirt?
April 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Do these socks match my shirt?
There used to be a Toyota dealership in Santa Fe called “Beaver Toyota” and all the lesbians owned Toyotas there instead of Subarus. Cuz Beaver. They since changed their name to “Toyota of Santa Fe” and I really feel like it was a huge marketing mistake. #lesbian #toyota #subaru
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. It’s a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific.
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
benefit.me
March 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. It’s a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific.
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
Guy rides past me on his bike
Him: Hey Brothah can ya do yahself a favah r’and drop dead?
Me: … Okay!
Him: Hey hey! That’s right.
Are we friends now?
Him: Hey Brothah can ya do yahself a favah r’and drop dead?
Me: … Okay!
Him: Hey hey! That’s right.
Are we friends now?
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Guy rides past me on his bike
Him: Hey Brothah can ya do yahself a favah r’and drop dead?
Me: … Okay!
Him: Hey hey! That’s right.
Are we friends now?
Him: Hey Brothah can ya do yahself a favah r’and drop dead?
Me: … Okay!
Him: Hey hey! That’s right.
Are we friends now?
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US added to the global human rights watchlist due to declining civil liberties.
March 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
US added to the global human rights watchlist due to declining civil liberties.
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Who exactly pays a tariff.
The importer
Not the country of origin the tariff is on.
Who then raises prices accordingly and charges that much extra to the people he sells to. The importer pays a tariff as a tax to the treasury dep.
In the end
The tariff is paid by the consumer.
The importer
Not the country of origin the tariff is on.
Who then raises prices accordingly and charges that much extra to the people he sells to. The importer pays a tariff as a tax to the treasury dep.
In the end
The tariff is paid by the consumer.
March 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Who exactly pays a tariff.
The importer
Not the country of origin the tariff is on.
Who then raises prices accordingly and charges that much extra to the people he sells to. The importer pays a tariff as a tax to the treasury dep.
In the end
The tariff is paid by the consumer.
The importer
Not the country of origin the tariff is on.
Who then raises prices accordingly and charges that much extra to the people he sells to. The importer pays a tariff as a tax to the treasury dep.
In the end
The tariff is paid by the consumer.
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Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive
Mushroom spore: ok i wait
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Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.
February 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.
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Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
I just learned that the cast of #MontyPython wore knitwear topped with silver paint in Holy Grail and I am shocked that I never noticed. I like knowing they were all comfy cozy in their costumes.
February 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I just learned that the cast of #MontyPython wore knitwear topped with silver paint in Holy Grail and I am shocked that I never noticed. I like knowing they were all comfy cozy in their costumes.