Derek
@thethirdhoekage.bsky.social
Video Games - Anime - Movies
Somewhere in Massachusetts
18+ NSFW
Somewhere in Massachusetts
18+ NSFW
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Always wearing a Naruto shirt 😅
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Always wearing a Naruto shirt 😅
Do I make this profile private and just start posting dick or 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Do I make this profile private and just start posting dick or 🤣
Ugh I love holding my husbands butt while we watch tv 🤤😏
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Ugh I love holding my husbands butt while we watch tv 🤤😏
Editing pdfs all day has got to be the most boring thing on the planet
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Editing pdfs all day has got to be the most boring thing on the planet
Getting a little bold at work 😬
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Getting a little bold at work 😬
Video games are better when you're naked. I don't make the rules 🤷🏻♂️
October 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Video games are better when you're naked. I don't make the rules 🤷🏻♂️
Guess what?! I'm horny again... horny still? Whatever. How's everyone's day going?
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Guess what?! I'm horny again... horny still? Whatever. How's everyone's day going?
Is being horny enough of a reason to leave work?
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is being horny enough of a reason to leave work?
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
The way I just sucked the life out of that tootsie roll pop at work 😮💨
August 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The way I just sucked the life out of that tootsie roll pop at work 😮💨
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An owl with some attitude.
August 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
An owl with some attitude.
Once again forgot to drink water all day like a champ 🤘🏻
August 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Once again forgot to drink water all day like a champ 🤘🏻
Gettin' juiced on the booch at work
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Gettin' juiced on the booch at work
Having Hulu on my phone "just to listen" to shows at work has failed every single time, I end up spacing out watching whatever show is on 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Having Hulu on my phone "just to listen" to shows at work has failed every single time, I end up spacing out watching whatever show is on 🤣
It's my birthday, send dick and/or butt pics thank you 😊
June 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's my birthday, send dick and/or butt pics thank you 😊
My birthday is tomorrow so I'll be playing video games and smokin' all day 🤭
June 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My birthday is tomorrow so I'll be playing video games and smokin' all day 🤭
I just want to sit on the porch, stare at our garden, and smoke a blunt the size of my fist
June 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I just want to sit on the porch, stare at our garden, and smoke a blunt the size of my fist
Gonna get high and eat so much Chinese food I can't make up the stairs to bed
May 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gonna get high and eat so much Chinese food I can't make up the stairs to bed
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The lighting in here is nice some times
May 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The lighting in here is nice some times
Making coffee and smoking a bowl is my favorite morning ritual 🫦
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Making coffee and smoking a bowl is my favorite morning ritual 🫦