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ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴜʙᴍɪᴛ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ.
Come get it.
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Come get it.
Who wants to give me their hole to use today?
April 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Who wants to give me their hole to use today?
ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴜʙᴍɪᴛ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ.
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴜʙᴍɪᴛ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ.