“Why am I wearing this? You’re seriously asking me that when my husband has just been MURDERED by a RANDOM PERSON whose identity is UNKNOWN and will NEVER be learned?! How DARE you.”

Okayyyy, late to the party, but Only Murders in the Building is terrific. Can’t think of the last time my ADHD let me sit down and watch a show without impatience or distraction.

Ready to work through four seasons with my detective hat on 🕵🏻‍♀️

#tv #onlymurdersinthebuilding #hulu #tvshow

To be clear, these are temporary tattoos!

I got fake freckles from Fazit and I’m high-key OBSESSED 😍 #fazit #makeup #freckles #beauty

Zero thoughts, just vibes 🤪

#zelly #blackcat #cats #catsofbluesky

It’s a sick day - COVID 3.0 🥲

Anybody have any recommendations for things to do: books to read, albums to listen to, food to DoorDash, crafts to try, etc.?

#sickday #bookrecs #musicrecs #foodrecs #bored

My partner, Seán, accidentally sent out 40 THOUSAND emails. His Slack is blowing up with people alerting him to this. He’s having to set up an automated response due to the influx of messages. This is my nightmare and it’s hilarious to watch. I love this silly man so much.

Stopped by the bookstore and library. Have you read any of these?

I’m starting with Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers ☺️

#books #reading #bookreviews

I’m Tess and I’m finally trying Bluesky and my first impression: not everything is on fire.

Big fan, big fan.

Meet my cat, Ebi. She’s a dilute tortoiseshell who DEFINITELY has tortie-tude.

Okay goodnight! Don’t forget to hydrate or dydrate. Love u, be back tomorrow.