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Storyteller | Avid Media Consumer/Critic
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I follow back so keep that same energy
I make music sometimes
https://soundcloud.com/theteddytesla
https://teddytesla.bandcamp.com/album/wrath
gamer with a lowercase g | Black with an uppercase B
he/him
I follow back so keep that same energy
I make music sometimes
https://soundcloud.com/theteddytesla
https://teddytesla.bandcamp.com/album/wrath
Taylor really opened up the floodgates! #blackgirlmagic #bb27
September 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Taylor really opened up the floodgates! #blackgirlmagic #bb27
You don't learn shit about anything in this country until it's time to release a book
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You don't learn shit about anything in this country until it's time to release a book
Why am I watching a Nintendo Direct for a game I can't afford on a console that might not even be available in my country?
#MarioKart
#MarioKart
April 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why am I watching a Nintendo Direct for a game I can't afford on a console that might not even be available in my country?
#MarioKart
#MarioKart
Damn after Lottie's recent crashout I think Misty has been dethroned #yellowjackets
March 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Damn after Lottie's recent crashout I think Misty has been dethroned #yellowjackets
Not only do Republican chucklefucks think helping out the needy is wrong, but now paying federal employees to WORK is wrong? Aren't these the same lowlifes who worship Billionaires for being job providers?
February 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not only do Republican chucklefucks think helping out the needy is wrong, but now paying federal employees to WORK is wrong? Aren't these the same lowlifes who worship Billionaires for being job providers?
Pure Comedy. No Notes
FROM SHAMS:
Dallas Mavericks star Anthony Davis is expected to miss multiple weeks with a left adductor strain, sources tell ESPN. His absence could stretch to a month.
Dallas Mavericks star Anthony Davis is expected to miss multiple weeks with a left adductor strain, sources tell ESPN. His absence could stretch to a month.
February 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Pure Comedy. No Notes
I owe the SNL audio engineers an apology. Even the Superbowl mixing team doesn't know how to handle live TV performances
#kendrick #superbowl
#kendrick #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I owe the SNL audio engineers an apology. Even the Superbowl mixing team doesn't know how to handle live TV performances
#kendrick #superbowl
#kendrick #superbowl
"Isn't it crazy that Pluto is a dog that acts like a dog, but Goofy is a dog that acts like a human? How can an animal and a humanoid species so closely related co exist?"
-The species that evolved from apes and now keeps them in cages
-The species that evolved from apes and now keeps them in cages
January 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Isn't it crazy that Pluto is a dog that acts like a dog, but Goofy is a dog that acts like a human? How can an animal and a humanoid species so closely related co exist?"
-The species that evolved from apes and now keeps them in cages
-The species that evolved from apes and now keeps them in cages
We have to start teaching more history. So many people pretending like corporations wouldn't deny a qualified candidate just because of race. Now they can just cite "culture fit" and call it a day.
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We have to start teaching more history. So many people pretending like corporations wouldn't deny a qualified candidate just because of race. Now they can just cite "culture fit" and call it a day.
Another day, another waking up to a Google notification that the Warriors lost
January 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Another day, another waking up to a Google notification that the Warriors lost
Being fired for being a bigot is not government censorship
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Being fired for being a bigot is not government censorship
May these people be strengths to President Trump? What about to the fucking nation
January 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
May these people be strengths to President Trump? What about to the fucking nation
So excited for a new Mac Miller album. Rest in Peace to a real one. #balloonerism
January 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So excited for a new Mac Miller album. Rest in Peace to a real one. #balloonerism
That fight was fake as hell. Paul landed more shots because if my boy Mike would have landed a proper one it would have killed him
November 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
That fight was fake as hell. Paul landed more shots because if my boy Mike would have landed a proper one it would have killed him
Matt Gaetz shouldn't be within 500 yards of a middle school, let alone the White House
November 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Matt Gaetz shouldn't be within 500 yards of a middle school, let alone the White House
Fucking hell. At this point give Mayor McCheese a cabinet position
November 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Fucking hell. At this point give Mayor McCheese a cabinet position
#loveisblind reunion made me very uncomfy. A lot of he said she said with no resolution
October 31, 2024 at 6:04 PM
#loveisblind reunion made me very uncomfy. A lot of he said she said with no resolution
Was excited to finally find a Twitter alternative until I realized I still don't have funny ideas to post
October 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Was excited to finally find a Twitter alternative until I realized I still don't have funny ideas to post