The blow-by-blow of ecstatic texts from Wayfair are making me a bit nervous... How ever will these items stand up to this major pump?

I was sure they were asking me if I needed help. Like elder housing, Meals on Wheels... I wouldn't turn down a free meal, but... Nope, they just wanted a donation. Guess I'm not THAT old

I really hoped this would destroy the Internet. Sorry, I tried and failed. But tbh, there should be more dire consequences for dividing by zero than a bland reply of "undefined." "UNDEFINE THIS, MOFOS" more like it 😱

The best part about living in the future is the legal availability of these wonderful indica cookies. 5 grams each, and just what I need to relax my overworked body. Otherwise I wake up in spasm and stay awake until I stretch it out . Yeah, like last night 😵

Seriously, I just stepped away and missed this

It's not social media without kittehs 😻