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I can’t take it anymore
Eatin a burger with no honey mustard
I wish I could say everything I want to say when I feel it
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Life update
July 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.

With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
March 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Obi-Wan Kenobi concept art by Vincent Jenkins
March 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My favorite rebuttal to customers (men) trying to manipulate me into getting what they want is “you don’t have to buy it :)” and “you’re welcome to not come back :)” because the way they act shocked that I’m not licking their asshole every which way for us to lose money is priceless
March 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The worst part about landing a decent apartment with a dishwasher is that now if you ever move you cannot go back to a dishwasher-less place
February 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Obi-Wan Kenobi concept art by Finnian MacManus
February 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I feel like we need to figure out a way to make rich people fear for their eternal souls again.
February 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.
February 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Wishing @marilouhamill.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays!!!

🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️
February 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Luigi Mangione has accepted almost $300,000 in donations from supporters who want to pay for his legal fees.
February 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Siri why do I have such a hard time following through on literally anything I want to do
February 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back concept art by Joe Johnston
February 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nothing makes me feel more alive than the phantom of the opera opening song
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What’s the brain disease where I obsess over a hobby or interest for 1 month only and then I’m over it
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.
February 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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PROP - PR Over Policy.

Don't confuse them.

He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.

Dems need to be strategic.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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wish I could find my Star Wars fanfic from the 4th grade titled “Banana Lighstaber,” the plot of which is “there’s a monkey with a yellow lightsaber” and “everyone is amazed that there’s a monkey with a lightsaber despite this being a universe with aliens”
January 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Being a goth girl means being too exhausted 99% of the time to look how you want and then suddenly gaining energy to do a full fit and beat on a random Tuesday at 7pm
January 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I will force the people closest to me to learn 1 trade skill each so we can all live on a 25 acre piece of land and create a bartering economy between us all
January 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Rewatching The Sound of Music for no particular reason
January 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What the fuck is the DEAL with SUNDAYS and SHOPPING

EVERYBODY GO HOME!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM