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Jake
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Football lifer & Tottenham Hotspur fan. I would have given Ange an extension. I would fire VAR into the sun.
Is it one of these? Guess your multiple of 8 and if it matches the total on the back of the shirts you win a shirt. I'm going with 352
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
As a person of "the shaved head persuasion" I take offence at the line:

"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"

Sheesh.

Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...

#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My god.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Much love for Scotland and the Scottish.

My god that’s one of the best games I have seen in a long time.

See you there, revenge for ‘82 incoming.
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In British papers, with boxing sometimes an exception, combat sports are listed under "US Sports". Eg. The Guardian where you will find news of Joshua's upcoming pretend bout.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Rubio’s vetting process:
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Xavi Simons starts for The Netherlands in 15 minutes at home vs Lithuania.

Micky van de Ven is on the bench.

Perfect.

#coys
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This was much more enjoyable than my last match - AZ away sitting in the AZ section.

That van de Ven goal, running away from where I sat, heel goede jongen!

#coys
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@noscoredraws.com print this on a t-shirt, gift it to Heurelho Gomes, and start a thing ASAP
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bad news: Spurs are out of the League Cup.

Good news: I discovered there is a Tottenhamstraat (Tottenham Street) only seven hours cycle from Amsterdam.

Why not.

#coys
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Paratici right now
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I tried to do hill work one time. effectively 5km running up and down one side of a bridge hahaha
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tottenham, Tottenham, Tottenham.

Shakespeare wrote about this in Othello... "the beast with two backs"

I am suitably turned on.

#COYS
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Would have had Deki in there myself, knee or no knee.

#coys
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@westerlo
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“I think ~Daniel~ James likes ~red_wine~ press ups even more than I do”
September 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“AI Overview”

Meanwhile, humans:
September 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Won’t somebody think of the clicks
September 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The evenings are getting dark and cold, Spurs are on mid-week. I have two of these beauties in the fridge waiting, prepping, cooling, for Doncaster this evening.

#coys
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bring back this bad boy
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In an alternate universe he slotted in between the posts somewhere between Pat Jennings and Heurelho Gomes...
September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don’t think low head should mean high foot #coys
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
We'll always have his debut
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Since my reply is slagging off another club whose fans I have no grudge against, I'll even it out and slag off my own club at the same time.
September 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM