thetaCriterion / Axzem
@thetacriterion.bsky.social
• thetaCriterion / thetaClysm / TC (he/him)
• 🏳🌈⚣
• Axzem
• Hyur enthusiast, Ardbert Liker
• FFXIV, Critical Role, Granblue, Omori, Deltarune, DbD, etc.
• OC: https://axzemhildegard.carrd.co
• @majutsukai from twt
• 🏳🌈⚣
• Axzem
• Hyur enthusiast, Ardbert Liker
• FFXIV, Critical Role, Granblue, Omori, Deltarune, DbD, etc.
• OC: https://axzemhildegard.carrd.co
• @majutsukai from twt
i almost forgot to share this, but it's just BARELY still halloween in my timezone 😬
a little cosplay for all saints' wake: Frank Morrison, from Dead By Daylight! (unfortunately, i had to choose *either* the mask *or* the hood-- there aren't any glamour pieces that let me do both. ☹️)
a little cosplay for all saints' wake: Frank Morrison, from Dead By Daylight! (unfortunately, i had to choose *either* the mask *or* the hood-- there aren't any glamour pieces that let me do both. ☹️)
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
i almost forgot to share this, but it's just BARELY still halloween in my timezone 😬
a little cosplay for all saints' wake: Frank Morrison, from Dead By Daylight! (unfortunately, i had to choose *either* the mask *or* the hood-- there aren't any glamour pieces that let me do both. ☹️)
a little cosplay for all saints' wake: Frank Morrison, from Dead By Daylight! (unfortunately, i had to choose *either* the mask *or* the hood-- there aren't any glamour pieces that let me do both. ☹️)
the spectre of the approaching winter #AllSaintsArtParty
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the spectre of the approaching winter #AllSaintsArtParty
while we're on the subject of the furnishing design contest
carline canopy bed my beloved
2019-2019
gone but never forgotten
carline canopy bed my beloved
2019-2019
gone but never forgotten
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
while we're on the subject of the furnishing design contest
carline canopy bed my beloved
2019-2019
gone but never forgotten
carline canopy bed my beloved
2019-2019
gone but never forgotten
first time i've changed up my wallpaper/lockscreen in a long time. regrettably, i am Deep In It. i am Going Through It right now, chat
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
first time i've changed up my wallpaper/lockscreen in a long time. regrettably, i am Deep In It. i am Going Through It right now, chat
so, how long until they finally un-gender-lock the Alma's Attire set so i can wear those Majestic Boots i've been wanting for the past 7 years
October 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
so, how long until they finally un-gender-lock the Alma's Attire set so i can wear those Majestic Boots i've been wanting for the past 7 years
*for an xiv character*, not very!! he's a skinny nerd and that's what's hot about him
(the slim model is still pretty cut by real-world standards tho tbh)
(the slim model is still pretty cut by real-world standards tho tbh)
September 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
*for an xiv character*, not very!! he's a skinny nerd and that's what's hot about him
(the slim model is still pretty cut by real-world standards tho tbh)
(the slim model is still pretty cut by real-world standards tho tbh)
"why don't you use heliosphere?"
September 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"why don't you use heliosphere?"
these outfits are so OOC honestly but what do i care about that when i can do THIS
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
these outfits are so OOC honestly but what do i care about that when i can do THIS
y'all were paying attention to the discourse? 🤨
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
y'all were paying attention to the discourse? 🤨
i wouldn't blame anyone for not noticing this, because it's EXTREMELY subtle (moreso than i even intended), but i used a light splash of black makeup around his eyes to evoke the dark patches around the eyes of highlanders-- a nod to his half-highlander heritage.
September 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i wouldn't blame anyone for not noticing this, because it's EXTREMELY subtle (moreso than i even intended), but i used a light splash of black makeup around his eyes to evoke the dark patches around the eyes of highlanders-- a nod to his half-highlander heritage.
reading through the song lyrics at the end of the Rising questline... i realized you can read each stanza to the melody of Holding Out for a Hero. specifically the part starting with "where have all the good men gone".
i'm never gonna be able to read in-game lyrics without thinking about this now
i'm never gonna be able to read in-game lyrics without thinking about this now
September 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
reading through the song lyrics at the end of the Rising questline... i realized you can read each stanza to the melody of Holding Out for a Hero. specifically the part starting with "where have all the good men gone".
i'm never gonna be able to read in-game lyrics without thinking about this now
i'm never gonna be able to read in-game lyrics without thinking about this now
ok i spent way too long on these to not post them actually
tfw you're gposing in the water and want to do some UNDER the water but water isn't rendered under the surface so you gotta edit it in manually but you lose the plot and accidentally put WAY too much effort into it (but it still looks bad)
tfw you're gposing in the water and want to do some UNDER the water but water isn't rendered under the surface so you gotta edit it in manually but you lose the plot and accidentally put WAY too much effort into it (but it still looks bad)
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ok i spent way too long on these to not post them actually
tfw you're gposing in the water and want to do some UNDER the water but water isn't rendered under the surface so you gotta edit it in manually but you lose the plot and accidentally put WAY too much effort into it (but it still looks bad)
tfw you're gposing in the water and want to do some UNDER the water but water isn't rendered under the surface so you gotta edit it in manually but you lose the plot and accidentally put WAY too much effort into it (but it still looks bad)
no shirtless sunday to qrt this week BUT i have some sfw outtakes from the (lightly spicy) photoshoot i did the other day and they make my brain chemicals go brrrrrr so i'm making that EVERYONE'S problem
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
no shirtless sunday to qrt this week BUT i have some sfw outtakes from the (lightly spicy) photoshoot i did the other day and they make my brain chemicals go brrrrrr so i'm making that EVERYONE'S problem
i was hoping to finish at least one of these before patch day, so i could join my friends on phaenna, but ugghhhhhhhh it's so. fucking. *tedious*. why did i do this to myself
i'm not gonna make it am i
i'm not gonna make it am i
August 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i was hoping to finish at least one of these before patch day, so i could join my friends on phaenna, but ugghhhhhhhh it's so. fucking. *tedious*. why did i do this to myself
i'm not gonna make it am i
i'm not gonna make it am i
2? ha.
ax ran the same haircut from 1.0 to endwalker. 10 years!!!
it was hard for me to change it after so long, but once i saw how good he looked with the aymeric style, i HAD to do something with it
that said, i do not expect to change his hair ever again
ax ran the same haircut from 1.0 to endwalker. 10 years!!!
it was hard for me to change it after so long, but once i saw how good he looked with the aymeric style, i HAD to do something with it
that said, i do not expect to change his hair ever again
August 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
2? ha.
ax ran the same haircut from 1.0 to endwalker. 10 years!!!
it was hard for me to change it after so long, but once i saw how good he looked with the aymeric style, i HAD to do something with it
that said, i do not expect to change his hair ever again
ax ran the same haircut from 1.0 to endwalker. 10 years!!!
it was hard for me to change it after so long, but once i saw how good he looked with the aymeric style, i HAD to do something with it
that said, i do not expect to change his hair ever again
of all the things for me to recognize a guy from, it would have to be the youtube horror series featuring cartoon rabbits, wouldn't it
(one of the first things i said about this guy when he first appeared was "oh his voice is really nice........." lmao)
(one of the first things i said about this guy when he first appeared was "oh his voice is really nice........." lmao)
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
of all the things for me to recognize a guy from, it would have to be the youtube horror series featuring cartoon rabbits, wouldn't it
(one of the first things i said about this guy when he first appeared was "oh his voice is really nice........." lmao)
(one of the first things i said about this guy when he first appeared was "oh his voice is really nice........." lmao)
in case anyone doubted that this was still My Thing™
August 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
in case anyone doubted that this was still My Thing™
whoopsie
tried to update the ol' carrd with some info on ax's family and friends, but i guess i was bound to run up against this limit eventually
tried to update the ol' carrd with some info on ax's family and friends, but i guess i was bound to run up against this limit eventually
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
whoopsie
tried to update the ol' carrd with some info on ax's family and friends, but i guess i was bound to run up against this limit eventually
tried to update the ol' carrd with some info on ax's family and friends, but i guess i was bound to run up against this limit eventually
putting portrait mode to work 😌
August 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
putting portrait mode to work 😌
some people on plurk pointed out an issue:
from the sound of it, since the survey uses a unique id number to track responses, using a direct public link probably doesn't actually work. we're probably either submitting hundreds of duplicate IDs, or overwriting each other's responses.
from the sound of it, since the survey uses a unique id number to track responses, using a direct public link probably doesn't actually work. we're probably either submitting hundreds of duplicate IDs, or overwriting each other's responses.
August 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
some people on plurk pointed out an issue:
from the sound of it, since the survey uses a unique id number to track responses, using a direct public link probably doesn't actually work. we're probably either submitting hundreds of duplicate IDs, or overwriting each other's responses.
from the sound of it, since the survey uses a unique id number to track responses, using a direct public link probably doesn't actually work. we're probably either submitting hundreds of duplicate IDs, or overwriting each other's responses.
you know
for a blessed minute, i genuinely thought i was above this
then i remembered the person who left THIS comment in my guest book back when i was on Faerie, which i STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT
i'm not even sure i remember their name lmao
for a blessed minute, i genuinely thought i was above this
then i remembered the person who left THIS comment in my guest book back when i was on Faerie, which i STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT
i'm not even sure i remember their name lmao
August 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
you know
for a blessed minute, i genuinely thought i was above this
then i remembered the person who left THIS comment in my guest book back when i was on Faerie, which i STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT
i'm not even sure i remember their name lmao
for a blessed minute, i genuinely thought i was above this
then i remembered the person who left THIS comment in my guest book back when i was on Faerie, which i STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT
i'm not even sure i remember their name lmao
25 games to get to know me
maybe it's the neurodivergence but i feel like you could genuinely learn a lot about me from these lmfao
maybe it's the neurodivergence but i feel like you could genuinely learn a lot about me from these lmfao
August 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
25 games to get to know me
maybe it's the neurodivergence but i feel like you could genuinely learn a lot about me from these lmfao
maybe it's the neurodivergence but i feel like you could genuinely learn a lot about me from these lmfao
still got it
August 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
still got it
Ok. I did this test for Axzem. It's... mostly accurate? kind of??
I don't think he thinks of himself as a leader in any capacity lmao
I don't think he thinks of himself as a leader in any capacity lmao
August 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ok. I did this test for Axzem. It's... mostly accurate? kind of??
I don't think he thinks of himself as a leader in any capacity lmao
I don't think he thinks of himself as a leader in any capacity lmao