*gets two male guinea pigs*

*they start to really like being with each other*

*suddenly, 6 new guinea pigs appear*

"Hmmm... something doesn't add up here 🤔 "

Happy late birthday! My birthday was yesterday, so I was busy with taking in life, haha 🤭

feels nice seeing you again Pete :) also great battle! now I'm just waiting for the Wikia to explain the jokes so I can go ''oooh! that's genius!'' :P

as someone born in 98, it's year + 2

Yes? I do this every year? It's called Birthday's sweaty, look it up

I wished I had your guts. I second guess everything I say or write because I don't know how someone might react to my post

Meanwhile, you just fully send whatever on your mind, and that's awesome

I bet Kevin from the high-school football team finally said hi in your dream? Haha

Uses it on the live end game boss. a legend would be made that day.

Something like

*the final boss in the live game appears*

''I know what I have to do... goodbye world''

*Fyre the Flame God was defeated*

*DemonSlayer420 has left the game*

''F''
''F''
''F''
''F''

Unrelated, but I post this here so I can boost this post: I just wrote to a buddy about the idea to make randomly generated weapons in a game, and I wrote about playing a live game, and suddenly someone gets a sword that 1 shots anything, but deletes your account when used and-

they know nothing

My mom gave us chocolate advent calenders every year when we were kids, but she loved giving them so much that she still does to this day.

And she says she will stop when she has grandchildren.

I probably won't have kids, so if my brother won't either, then I'll get chocolate until I die, haha

You me both