People used to be ashamed. We used to be a proper country.

#MakeAmericaShameAgain

Any top albums of the year list that comes out before the year is over is invalid. So that’s basically all of them @rollingstone.com.web.brid.gy 👀

#OrlandoCity

Never in doubt.

Like this if you love me

My father always said, “A drink a day keeps the doctor awake”

English was not his first language.

Great name for an all-woman band: The Candy-Stripers.

You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig.

I am looking for 15 ladies named Shamika, Kiesha, Tara, Shonda, Sabrina, Crystal, Derhonda, Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon, Monica, Monique, Christina, and Yolonda who are interested in starting a #PeteyPablo cover act called Freek-a-Leek.

Message me if interested.

I’m a man that knows how to separate business and pleasure. That’s why I go to #Costco for business #Publix for my pleasure 😘

Science has enough bodies. I’m donating mine to #music. Make a xylophone out of my fingers and toes.

Opening a brunch dispensary called Cannibiscuits. Looking for a sponsor. 👀

Pillsbury get on here and let me know.