Diane Gordon
@thesurfreport.bsky.social
Podcaster, coffee tawker, gadabout, celeb whisperer. Listen to WHAT'S THE HOOK WITH DIANE & ANDY on Spotify, Apple or iHeartRadio podcasts. As Jerrod Carmichael said about me, I go hard.
can we talk about how crazy brilliant Matthew MacFadyen is in #DeathByLightning? as a #Succession stan, I’m always happy to see him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
can we talk about how crazy brilliant Matthew MacFadyen is in #DeathByLightning? as a #Succession stan, I’m always happy to see him.
watching #HouseofGuiness and James Norton is a Grade A scene stealer.
September 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
watching #HouseofGuiness and James Norton is a Grade A scene stealer.
every time I see or hear Stephen Miller, I think of a golem - a word my mom taught me when I was a kid:
September 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
every time I see or hear Stephen Miller, I think of a golem - a word my mom taught me when I was a kid:
nobody wants this.
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
nobody wants this.
watching E! Emmy red carpet pre-show - whoever styled Melissa Peterman absolutely hates her
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
watching E! Emmy red carpet pre-show - whoever styled Melissa Peterman absolutely hates her
another round of gorgeous night-blooming cactus flowers popping tonight!
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
another round of gorgeous night-blooming cactus flowers popping tonight!
Update: Stillie has launched his OnlyFans.
August 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Update: Stillie has launched his OnlyFans.
this may be too niche here but is anyone else still thinking about #BelowDeck Kyle Stillie (aka Stillie) sharing that he wants to be a porn actor on last night’s #WWHL?!
August 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this may be too niche here but is anyone else still thinking about #BelowDeck Kyle Stillie (aka Stillie) sharing that he wants to be a porn actor on last night’s #WWHL?!
the #BillyJoel doc got to me because of it’s honesty, historic detail and how it showcased the power of songs. HBO still killing it in the docu game with this and the #PaulReubens doc.
July 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
the #BillyJoel doc got to me because of it’s honesty, historic detail and how it showcased the power of songs. HBO still killing it in the docu game with this and the #PaulReubens doc.
Slainte to the Scots for their creativity! between #SouthPark, the Epstein files and this Scotland visit, the orange guy is having quite a week
July 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Slainte to the Scots for their creativity! between #SouthPark, the Epstein files and this Scotland visit, the orange guy is having quite a week
as #AJLT continues to rack up it’s worst season to date, it ruins some of TV’s best female characters while forcing us to endure Aidan Shaw YET AGAIN. Logan Marshall Green as Adam provides brief relief.
July 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
as #AJLT continues to rack up it’s worst season to date, it ruins some of TV’s best female characters while forcing us to endure Aidan Shaw YET AGAIN. Logan Marshall Green as Adam provides brief relief.
Timeline cleanser: my puppy friend who makes podcast records even more fun.
July 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Timeline cleanser: my puppy friend who makes podcast records even more fun.
WeHo residents: please attend this 8/19 meeting about plans for Fountain Ave if you can. From engage.weho.org:
July 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
WeHo residents: please attend this 8/19 meeting about plans for Fountain Ave if you can. From engage.weho.org:
#WHATSTHEHOOK #podcast is taking the holiday off but we’re cooking up some terrific morsels for next week’s episode with lots of delicious #TheBear dish. #tonnato
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#WHATSTHEHOOK #podcast is taking the holiday off but we’re cooking up some terrific morsels for next week’s episode with lots of delicious #TheBear dish. #tonnato
I plan to call this number many times and do my best Kate McKinnon/SNL alien abduction stories! 📞👽🛸
July 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I plan to call this number many times and do my best Kate McKinnon/SNL alien abduction stories! 📞👽🛸
watching #SecretLivesOfMormonWives reunion and most of this group has serious mental health issues & should NOT be doing a reality show. Also, who told Nick Viall he’s a therapist? 🙄
July 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
watching #SecretLivesOfMormonWives reunion and most of this group has serious mental health issues & should NOT be doing a reality show. Also, who told Nick Viall he’s a therapist? 🙄
just watched Mariska Hargitay’s beautiful doc about her mother. A moving story about parenting, love, discovery and respect. 💙💙
June 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
just watched Mariska Hargitay’s beautiful doc about her mother. A moving story about parenting, love, discovery and respect. 💙💙
Timeline cleanse: night blooming cactus flowers popped tonight!
June 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Timeline cleanse: night blooming cactus flowers popped tonight!
On this week’s #WHATSTHEHOOK #podcast, DARYN CARP & I chop it up about #LoveHotel #TheValley #NextGenNYC and #LoveIslandUSA. open.spotify.com/episode/19hy...
June 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
On this week’s #WHATSTHEHOOK #podcast, DARYN CARP & I chop it up about #LoveHotel #TheValley #NextGenNYC and #LoveIslandUSA. open.spotify.com/episode/19hy...
Warning: Idiot Barbie is in Los Angeles, spreading more lies and disinformation. Do not engage.
June 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Warning: Idiot Barbie is in Los Angeles, spreading more lies and disinformation. Do not engage.
when dotards collide
June 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
when dotards collide
#NobodyWantsThis #FYSEE panel doing double time as an episode of Sara and Erin Foster’s podcast. How meta.
June 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
#NobodyWantsThis #FYSEE panel doing double time as an episode of Sara and Erin Foster’s podcast. How meta.