TheSueFunke
@thesuefunke.bsky.social
Standup Comedian that works in Organic Social Media Strategy and Video Production who spends probably too much time with her dog, Tina Turner.
Canadians:
You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray.
My knee-jerk response:
Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.
You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray.
My knee-jerk response:
Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Canadians:
You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray.
My knee-jerk response:
Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.
You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray.
My knee-jerk response:
Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.
When you get to the point of ordering a fluorescent green drink, it’s time to get out of the Calgary karaoke club.
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
When you get to the point of ordering a fluorescent green drink, it’s time to get out of the Calgary karaoke club.
Dexter: Resurrection is just so freakin good, they really redeemed themselves. This is like height of Dexter greatness.
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dexter: Resurrection is just so freakin good, they really redeemed themselves. This is like height of Dexter greatness.
Watching tonight’s OC was such a high. I seriously feel like I took a straight hit of @bravotvshows.bsky.social #RHOC
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August 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Watching tonight’s OC was such a high. I seriously feel like I took a straight hit of @bravotvshows.bsky.social #RHOC
Have we all already realized that the beginning of “psycho killer” kinda sounds like the opening chords of Fraggle Rock?
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media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have we all already realized that the beginning of “psycho killer” kinda sounds like the opening chords of Fraggle Rock?
Got mansplained that comedians don’t put out albums that’s something musicians do.
I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.
I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.
August 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Got mansplained that comedians don’t put out albums that’s something musicians do.
I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.
I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.
AI help emails never comprehend what I’m asking, what needs to be done, and takes three times the amount of time it used to take - but at least it’s also ruining the environment.
(If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)
(If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)
August 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
AI help emails never comprehend what I’m asking, what needs to be done, and takes three times the amount of time it used to take - but at least it’s also ruining the environment.
(If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)
(If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)
My iPhone keeps auto correcting whore house to White House.
a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .
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media.tenor.com
August 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My iPhone keeps auto correcting whore house to White House.
#GildedAge really upping the stakes this season. I don’t want to be shocked, I miss the low stakes of opera.
August 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
#GildedAge really upping the stakes this season. I don’t want to be shocked, I miss the low stakes of opera.
Feel like a lot of people are sleeping on #pokerface s2. I just finished the season and absolutely delighted by it. 10/10 hope it comes back.
Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.
Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.
July 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Feel like a lot of people are sleeping on #pokerface s2. I just finished the season and absolutely delighted by it. 10/10 hope it comes back.
Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.
Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.
I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.
May 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.
I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.
This week’s episode of #TheValley
“Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.”
Nia:
“Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.”
Nia:
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media.tenor.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This week’s episode of #TheValley
“Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.”
Nia:
“Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.”
Nia:
Just remembered Soul Coughing.
May 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just remembered Soul Coughing.
My favorite thing about hotel WiFi is the journey it takes to get it, and it’s one you repeat every time you return to the room.
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media.tenor.com
May 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My favorite thing about hotel WiFi is the journey it takes to get it, and it’s one you repeat every time you return to the room.
Me: Did you see the new disco ball I got for the apartment?
Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.
Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.
May 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me: Did you see the new disco ball I got for the apartment?
Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.
Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.
I had a nightmare that I dropped a suitcase down a flight of stairs at a train station and it opened and I had to repack it in front of everyone.
How are YOU doing mentally?
How are YOU doing mentally?
May 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I had a nightmare that I dropped a suitcase down a flight of stairs at a train station and it opened and I had to repack it in front of everyone.
How are YOU doing mentally?
How are YOU doing mentally?
Microsoft: Great news, we’ve updated teams to look and act completely differently for no reason!
Me today:
Me today:
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media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Microsoft: Great news, we’ve updated teams to look and act completely differently for no reason!
Me today:
Me today:
After a week in London without cold brew I broke down and ordered some from Starbucks and upon first sip screamed OH MY GOD YES!!! I AM ALIVE!!!
This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.
This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.
April 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
After a week in London without cold brew I broke down and ordered some from Starbucks and upon first sip screamed OH MY GOD YES!!! I AM ALIVE!!!
This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.
This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.
I couldn’t help but wonder, do I need ice cream?
April 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I couldn’t help but wonder, do I need ice cream?
Me at 3:30 I’m not getting anything done today! I’ve been in meetings and I’m exhausted.
Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign
Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.
Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign
Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.
April 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me at 3:30 I’m not getting anything done today! I’ve been in meetings and I’m exhausted.
Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign
Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.
Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign
Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.
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Finally a Dem is fighting back in the Senate! Thank you #coreybooker
#fillabuster
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/...
#fillabuster
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/...
BREAKING: Sen. Cory Booker gives marathon speech to ‘disrupt’ Senate in protest of Trump, Musk
Sen. Cory Booker is now on the Senate floor, speaking at length to obstruct proceedings, yet within the governing body’s rules, to “disrupt” the Senate, because “our nation is in crisis,” in breaking ...
www.msnbc.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally a Dem is fighting back in the Senate! Thank you #coreybooker
#fillabuster
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/...
#fillabuster
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/...
Fun fact: Influencers used to be referred to as cyber shills
March 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fun fact: Influencers used to be referred to as cyber shills
I’m just an American, sitting in front of my country,
Begging it not to become the downfall of society,
terrified by the actions of my government.
Begging it not to become the downfall of society,
terrified by the actions of my government.
March 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m just an American, sitting in front of my country,
Begging it not to become the downfall of society,
terrified by the actions of my government.
Begging it not to become the downfall of society,
terrified by the actions of my government.
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“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”
March 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”