Eli Kranz, Holding A Brick
@thestrangeeli.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Oh my god, Abigale is a wokescold. Hilarious.
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Oh my god, Abigale is a wokescold. Hilarious.
I also hugely fuck with Elspeth. She was always a comfort character for me, one of the first Planeswalker cards I ever opened, and one of my first sources of gender envy. Not long after I came out to myself, she also changed.
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I also hugely fuck with Elspeth. She was always a comfort character for me, one of the first Planeswalker cards I ever opened, and one of my first sources of gender envy. Not long after I came out to myself, she also changed.
What were your first four commander decks?
Not pictured: my Sliver Overlord deck that I took apart.
Not pictured: my Sliver Overlord deck that I took apart.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
What were your first four commander decks?
Not pictured: my Sliver Overlord deck that I took apart.
Not pictured: my Sliver Overlord deck that I took apart.
I’m trying to be more chill about UB, and there’s a lot of things I like about the Avatar set, but legend bloat is such a problem in these sets. Like did Appa really need FOUR mechanically-unique cards??
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’m trying to be more chill about UB, and there’s a lot of things I like about the Avatar set, but legend bloat is such a problem in these sets. Like did Appa really need FOUR mechanically-unique cards??
It’s Mage Monday! I love Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar so much. Originally built her for the meme, but she’s become my favorite deck and one of my favorite characters.
October 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s Mage Monday! I love Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar so much. Originally built her for the meme, but she’s become my favorite deck and one of my favorite characters.
Bugs is back, post your favorite bug
August 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Bugs is back, post your favorite bug
I honestly kind of feel bad for Tom Holland, who among FOUR Spider-Man movies, is barely allowed to have an identity of his own. Like his new suit looks almost identical to the Amazing Spider-Man 2 suit.
August 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I honestly kind of feel bad for Tom Holland, who among FOUR Spider-Man movies, is barely allowed to have an identity of his own. Like his new suit looks almost identical to the Amazing Spider-Man 2 suit.
I’ll never forget about you, Earth-65.
July 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’ll never forget about you, Earth-65.
Xira Arien! 💕🐝
July 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Xira Arien! 💕🐝
Wrenn! The most important dryad in the multiverse!
July 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wrenn! The most important dryad in the multiverse!
Sometimes I think about… her… 💕
June 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sometimes I think about… her… 💕
Quintorius Kand! My precious loxodon baby!
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Quintorius Kand! My precious loxodon baby!
Also, I totally called it. This is a text to my partner the day she was spoiled.
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Also, I totally called it. This is a text to my partner the day she was spoiled.
Literally cheering that Felothar is a trans woman. I love her design mechanically and aesthetically, and I love to have transfem rep in my favorite Tarkir clan.
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Literally cheering that Felothar is a trans woman. I love her design mechanically and aesthetically, and I love to have transfem rep in my favorite Tarkir clan.
Marina Vendrell! I think she’d look so good in your style.
March 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Marina Vendrell! I think she’d look so good in your style.