The Stitchess
@thestitchess.bsky.social
p r o f e s s i o n a l w e i r d o
ooooooh cold brew actually IS the way
got it
got it
August 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ooooooh cold brew actually IS the way
got it
got it
dearly miss when watermelons had seeds and actually tasted like something
August 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
dearly miss when watermelons had seeds and actually tasted like something
I love how lawmakers/politicians/pta moms literally just don’t seem to understand that saying “we don’t want kids and teens reading these books” is probably the only 100% surefire way to make kids and teens interested in reading a book
July 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I love how lawmakers/politicians/pta moms literally just don’t seem to understand that saying “we don’t want kids and teens reading these books” is probably the only 100% surefire way to make kids and teens interested in reading a book
when the peach is so ripe it practically dissolves in your mouth >>>>
July 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
when the peach is so ripe it practically dissolves in your mouth >>>>
one of those haunted house rides but it’s people in restaurant uniforms poorly explaining how to do mildly dangerous tasks with a background ambiance of screaming children and beeping machinery and they keep telling you to “go faster, there’s customers waiting in line”
The Waffle House of Horrors
The Waffle House of Horrors
July 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
one of those haunted house rides but it’s people in restaurant uniforms poorly explaining how to do mildly dangerous tasks with a background ambiance of screaming children and beeping machinery and they keep telling you to “go faster, there’s customers waiting in line”
The Waffle House of Horrors
The Waffle House of Horrors
the fact that there are STILL people who think midsommar had a happy ending is WILD
July 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the fact that there are STILL people who think midsommar had a happy ending is WILD
I’m so out of the loop that the only reason I know prime day is coming up is from all the posts urging people not to buy anything on prime day lol
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’m so out of the loop that the only reason I know prime day is coming up is from all the posts urging people not to buy anything on prime day lol
You can pry my em-dashes and my Oxford commas from my cold, dead hands.
I love—em-dashes.
July 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You can pry my em-dashes and my Oxford commas from my cold, dead hands.
some more little adverts I made for my shop items 🤍🩶🖤
(part 2)
(part 2)
July 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
some more little adverts I made for my shop items 🤍🩶🖤
(part 2)
(part 2)
some little adverts I made for my shop items 🤍🩶🖤
(part 1)
(part 1)
July 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
some little adverts I made for my shop items 🤍🩶🖤
(part 1)
(part 1)
slightly easier to style version of the bunny ear beanie 🖤
June 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
slightly easier to style version of the bunny ear beanie 🖤
my shop is finally open again, so here’s a little vlog of me getting everything ready for re-launch
~finally~ re-opening the shop
YouTube video by The Stitchess
youtu.be
June 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my shop is finally open again, so here’s a little vlog of me getting everything ready for re-launch
June 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just a little bunny ear hat I crocheted recently-ish 🖤❤️🖤
June 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just a little bunny ear hat I crocheted recently-ish 🖤❤️🖤
I started leaving out the egg in my banana bread recipe and just added and extra banana because they’re used as a common substitution anyway (when egg prices hit $7.50 a dozen I just stopped buying them altogether) and I am NEVER going back omg it is so much softer and fluffier without the egg
May 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I started leaving out the egg in my banana bread recipe and just added and extra banana because they’re used as a common substitution anyway (when egg prices hit $7.50 a dozen I just stopped buying them altogether) and I am NEVER going back omg it is so much softer and fluffier without the egg
god tier thrift find
April 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
god tier thrift find
my life improved tenfold after I discovered that you can roast your vegetables with garlic and herbs instead of eating them raw or boiled
10 year old me would be so amazed
10 year old me would be so amazed
March 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
my life improved tenfold after I discovered that you can roast your vegetables with garlic and herbs instead of eating them raw or boiled
10 year old me would be so amazed
10 year old me would be so amazed
was craving arroz rojo so I had to unearth the 10 year old youtube video that taught me the recipe from the depths of my likes
I think it’s finally time to write this one down lol
I think it’s finally time to write this one down lol
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
was craving arroz rojo so I had to unearth the 10 year old youtube video that taught me the recipe from the depths of my likes
I think it’s finally time to write this one down lol
I think it’s finally time to write this one down lol
sometimes I feel really low but then I remember that I can literally just fry some potatoes
it does nothing to cure my depression, but at least I’ll have some potatoes
it does nothing to cure my depression, but at least I’ll have some potatoes
March 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
sometimes I feel really low but then I remember that I can literally just fry some potatoes
it does nothing to cure my depression, but at least I’ll have some potatoes
it does nothing to cure my depression, but at least I’ll have some potatoes
I swear the *second* I turned 30, my back decided to become my mortal enemy.
March 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I swear the *second* I turned 30, my back decided to become my mortal enemy.
new skirt made from vintage drapery chiffon I got from a relative a decade and a half ago
no petticoat needed
no petticoat needed
March 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
new skirt made from vintage drapery chiffon I got from a relative a decade and a half ago
no petticoat needed
no petticoat needed
I don’t care how good of a chef you claim to be, if you choose to roast russet potatoes in olive oil instead of peanut oil you are simply doing it wrong.
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t care how good of a chef you claim to be, if you choose to roast russet potatoes in olive oil instead of peanut oil you are simply doing it wrong.
I’ve been pretty quiet about this on bluesky, but the sale will end and the shop will close on March 2nd. It shouldn’t take me more than 2-3 weeks to re-open, but I don’t have a clear date quite yet.
Hey Bluesky friends,
I’m running a sale in my shop! No codes needed, every single item is marked down. I’ll be moving in a new artistic direction after this, so once the current stock is gone it won’t be coming back.
-> softsugar.shop
I’m running a sale in my shop! No codes needed, every single item is marked down. I’ll be moving in a new artistic direction after this, so once the current stock is gone it won’t be coming back.
-> softsugar.shop
February 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’ve been pretty quiet about this on bluesky, but the sale will end and the shop will close on March 2nd. It shouldn’t take me more than 2-3 weeks to re-open, but I don’t have a clear date quite yet.
decided I’m no longer going to internally cringe at myself for feeling the instinctual need to include a ^-^ in my posts, because I just received a professional email that included a quick :)
February 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
decided I’m no longer going to internally cringe at myself for feeling the instinctual need to include a ^-^ in my posts, because I just received a professional email that included a quick :)