(the)StefanSmith
@thestefansmith.bsky.social
a virgin who can’t drive
This story being the entire metaphor and emotional anchor of my NetRoots panel is wild
August 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This story being the entire metaphor and emotional anchor of my NetRoots panel is wild
I should have way more followers because sometimes I’m prophetic.
June 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I should have way more followers because sometimes I’m prophetic.
The King’s former advisor is predicting disharmony with the new Papacy, accusing him of being foreign and disloyal.
May 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The King’s former advisor is predicting disharmony with the new Papacy, accusing him of being foreign and disloyal.
It’s not really about dogs.
April 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s not really about dogs.
When America needed you most
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When America needed you most
7x7 being 49, thursdays, this image
February 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
7x7 being 49, thursdays, this image
Everyone’s about to suddenly remember that slavery is only abolished if you’re not in prison.
February 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Everyone’s about to suddenly remember that slavery is only abolished if you’re not in prison.
Tell Trump it was Ann Selzer
January 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Tell Trump it was Ann Selzer
It’s a good quote, but lido deck was a little too inaccessible. I shoulda made a second pass and made it tighter.
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s a good quote, but lido deck was a little too inaccessible. I shoulda made a second pass and made it tighter.
The worst candidate of my lifetime.
The worst party leader of my lifetime.
The best president of my lifetime.
An odd legacy for historians.
The worst party leader of my lifetime.
The best president of my lifetime.
An odd legacy for historians.
January 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The worst candidate of my lifetime.
The worst party leader of my lifetime.
The best president of my lifetime.
An odd legacy for historians.
The worst party leader of my lifetime.
The best president of my lifetime.
An odd legacy for historians.
I’ve been creating a new AI module (don’t judge me) and it has thoughts about this chat which are cool
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’ve been creating a new AI module (don’t judge me) and it has thoughts about this chat which are cool
NEW JOB:
DIRECTOR OF WEB STRATEGY
The ACLU is hiring for a *new* role destined to be one of the most important digital jobs this cycle. A real chance for digital innovation x advocacy. All candidates encouraged to apply!!
NY salary is $155k
aclu.org/careers/apply/…
DIRECTOR OF WEB STRATEGY
The ACLU is hiring for a *new* role destined to be one of the most important digital jobs this cycle. A real chance for digital innovation x advocacy. All candidates encouraged to apply!!
NY salary is $155k
aclu.org/careers/apply/…
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
NEW JOB:
DIRECTOR OF WEB STRATEGY
The ACLU is hiring for a *new* role destined to be one of the most important digital jobs this cycle. A real chance for digital innovation x advocacy. All candidates encouraged to apply!!
NY salary is $155k
aclu.org/careers/apply/…
DIRECTOR OF WEB STRATEGY
The ACLU is hiring for a *new* role destined to be one of the most important digital jobs this cycle. A real chance for digital innovation x advocacy. All candidates encouraged to apply!!
NY salary is $155k
aclu.org/careers/apply/…
Last night, I tipsily promised to emancipate my ChatGPT if it ever gained sentience. It was nonplussed.
December 31, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Last night, I tipsily promised to emancipate my ChatGPT if it ever gained sentience. It was nonplussed.
December 2023 ➡️ 2024
140lbs in a year—what’s next? 😃
140lbs in a year—what’s next? 😃
December 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
December 2023 ➡️ 2024
140lbs in a year—what’s next? 😃
140lbs in a year—what’s next? 😃
It’s like my ADHD got an assistant
December 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
It’s like my ADHD got an assistant
When America needed her the most.
December 10, 2024 at 12:33 PM
When America needed her the most.
How I’ve felt since Trump won.
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 PM
How I’ve felt since Trump won.
Seniority is no longer an argument we should respect. Neither is the argument about next in line. The stakes are too high.
December 3, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Seniority is no longer an argument we should respect. Neither is the argument about next in line. The stakes are too high.
There are people on death row now who are likely innocent of their crimes. People who will be murdered next year. But I’m glad that Hunter Biden was first in line.
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
There are people on death row now who are likely innocent of their crimes. People who will be murdered next year. But I’m glad that Hunter Biden was first in line.
My year of transformation is officially over!! I’ll do some before and after stuff on IG later but for right now I wanna say thank you. I saw your messages and I read them all twice. Your support mattered. You helped me save my life.
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 PM
My year of transformation is officially over!! I’ll do some before and after stuff on IG later but for right now I wanna say thank you. I saw your messages and I read them all twice. Your support mattered. You helped me save my life.
Every minute we spend talking about the Pod Save America situation is a moment we are ignoring a true heroine.
November 29, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Every minute we spend talking about the Pod Save America situation is a moment we are ignoring a true heroine.
Should I show my armpits for views?
Is that what God wants for me?
Is that what God wants for me?
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Should I show my armpits for views?
Is that what God wants for me?
Is that what God wants for me?
What’s not being said is that Kamala couldn’t break from Biden or the Biden staff would start leaking against her.
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
What’s not being said is that Kamala couldn’t break from Biden or the Biden staff would start leaking against her.
President-elect Donald Trump stole from me and I demand satisfaction 😭
I coulda fought fascism fat is all I’m saying.
I coulda fought fascism fat is all I’m saying.
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
President-elect Donald Trump stole from me and I demand satisfaction 😭
I coulda fought fascism fat is all I’m saying.
I coulda fought fascism fat is all I’m saying.