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Julian Smith
@thestarchers.bsky.social
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An Everyday Story of Laundry Folk. A blind man’s sideways look at #TheArchers … if I had any views they would be my own. Social media influenza.
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It was the child that didn’t bark.
#TheArchers
September 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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In #TheArchers parallel universe Kate punched Amber’s teeth down her throat.
#GetOuttaMyYurt
September 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Tonight in #TheArchers …
Will is wearing his O’Mahoney suit.
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Rex: “You’ll never guess who I had in the back of my cab today…only Rupert Vansittart!”
#TheArchers
August 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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If George carries on down this road he’ll end up with only 40% of himself being released from prison.
#TheArchers
August 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Will: “Vermeer? Does he paint teeth then?”
#TheArchers
August 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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No surprise that Ash went to live in the Lakey District.
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August 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Custard slices? Brian must be confusing the village shop with Alexei Sayle’s Imaginary Sandwich Bar.
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August 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Kebabs…Jazzer is chewing the fat with Martin.
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August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Brian was left with the gleaning.
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August 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Didn’t have Oliver down as a fan of Shot By Both Sides…Magazine.
#TheArchers #YouNeverCanTell
August 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Stella will be in stubble when Brian returns.
#TheArchers
August 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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With a bit of luck Ben will have to go abroad to get a nursing job taking his glottal stop with him.
#TheArchers
August 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Perhaps the Grey Gables weightlifting gym freaks could pull the tractor.
#TheArchers
August 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Acting Sergeant Burns: “…and so it wasn’t shoplifters. Another case solved. Evenin’ all.”
#TheArchers #CaughtUp
July 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Amber can only be heard by Monty and Bess.
#TheArchers
July 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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If your packet of chocolate biscuits needs fetching from the village shop stockroom it’s quicker to DIY.
#TheArchers
July 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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@johnnycantor.bsky.social Hello Johnny. Last week Albion Unlimited had a name change to Brighton and Hove Albion on BBC Sounds. I listen to it on an Echo and now have to say… ask BBC to play Brighton and Hove Albion.
Looking forward to the new season with yourself and Warren.
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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For George, the future’s bright, the future’s Amber.
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July 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Carry On Cowboy.
#TheArchers
July 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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George is under the influencer.
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June 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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It would be like the Dreamers without Freddie.
#TheArchers #Dross
June 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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If Home Farm alone can’t make a profit then take the money and run.
#TheArchers
June 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Emma gave Amber the red light…she’ll have to change it to green.
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June 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The fear of dog has been put into Kenton.
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June 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM