The Squonk
@thesquonk.bsky.social
any Pennsylvanian who wants to brawl for my title meet me in a Dennys parking lot at 3AM
ima toss these in here before scurrying back into the dark ✌️
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
ima toss these in here before scurrying back into the dark ✌️
Dreamworks cancelled this movie in favor of fucking Boss Baby and i will NEVER forgive them.. .
#Larrikins
#Larrikins
September 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Dreamworks cancelled this movie in favor of fucking Boss Baby and i will NEVER forgive them.. .
#Larrikins
#Larrikins
A three pound jar of applesauce can and WILL split your lip if it falls on your face, just fyi
August 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A three pound jar of applesauce can and WILL split your lip if it falls on your face, just fyi
okay so falling knee and elbow first into concrete carrying 40 pounds of bananas ain’t fun
August 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
okay so falling knee and elbow first into concrete carrying 40 pounds of bananas ain’t fun
art block got me fucked up
August 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
art block got me fucked up
“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...”
July 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...”
going through my phone galleries to free up space and i forgot i made this..
July 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
going through my phone galleries to free up space and i forgot i made this..
If you’re like me and gotta listen to something while you work, 10/10 recommend this guy. His voice is 🤌🤌🤌
youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...
youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...
Plagues of the Ancient World | Before the Black Death
YouTube video by ASMR Historian
youtu.be
July 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you’re like me and gotta listen to something while you work, 10/10 recommend this guy. His voice is 🤌🤌🤌
youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...
youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...
Lagiacrus took that wing-slap from Rathalos like it was a napkin from a little kid’s birthday party…
two dragons are facing each other in a forest
ALT: two dragons are facing each other in a forest
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July 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lagiacrus took that wing-slap from Rathalos like it was a napkin from a little kid’s birthday party…
Would anyone be interested in $15 colored headshots?
July 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Would anyone be interested in $15 colored headshots?
My freaking GUMS HURT from where they stuck the needle earlier.. never thought i’d miss that numb feeling
a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .
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July 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My freaking GUMS HURT from where they stuck the needle earlier.. never thought i’d miss that numb feeling
did anyone else watch Dinotopia in the early 2000s or..?
June 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
did anyone else watch Dinotopia in the early 2000s or..?
‘I Get Around’ by Beach Boys just makes me think of Flight of the Navigator when I hear it
a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room .
ALT: a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room .
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June 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
‘I Get Around’ by Beach Boys just makes me think of Flight of the Navigator when I hear it
Me in 1999: I play Spyro because it’s fun
Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot
The plot in question:
Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot
The plot in question:
June 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me in 1999: I play Spyro because it’s fun
Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot
The plot in question:
Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot
The plot in question:
What the flaming ostrich FUCK is today, man, customers have collectively lost their goddamn minds and i’m starting to return their energy
a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
ALT: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
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June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What the flaming ostrich FUCK is today, man, customers have collectively lost their goddamn minds and i’m starting to return their energy
It’s that time of year again
June 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s that time of year again
First time bleaching and coloring my hair without help. How’d I do?
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
First time bleaching and coloring my hair without help. How’d I do?